Ты guys! We need to get XxKeithHarkinxX and ...well, Keith Harkin together!

Wow! Oh, I know, right?
How wonderful of Ты to think about this!

However, since Keith is twice as old as and 13 years older than XxKeithHarkinxX, there might be a bit of a problem making that spark of love...

I know right? True Любовь conquers all. And it is our duty to make the impossible possible in order for Любовь to take its true course. -w-

Yeah! We can make a spot for them, like 'Keith Harkin and XxKeithHarkinXx'! :D
I'm happy Ты brought this up! :D

Okay!
First, who knows Keiths phone number?
Okay, okay, maybe that won't work, but lets go! x'D

I couldn't agree more.

But, XxKeithHarkinxX and Keith Harkin being together would make Keith Harkin a pedo and we wouldn't want that....right? o3o

Эй, I willl help I'm good at getting people together

Alright awesome! So we'll set it up over emails and then Keith will meet her at her house and then Chris Hansen will pop out and ask why a 25 год old is meeting a 13 год old at her house! :D

Maybe we can implant a chip in his brain, so that on her 18th birthday, he'll be uncontrollably compelled to figure out where she lives, and ask her to marry him.

Fuck security!

We'll take those Оружие with the darts that make people pass out, and shoot them.

Then we will dress up as FBI, wear masks, and tell Kieth there is a deadly disease going around and he needs to come with us.
He will believe us when he see's the passed out security.

Then we put them together in a dark room. He'll fall in Любовь with her, then when he learns her age, he will see age is just a number.
Then they'll probably do things in that room that Ты guys don't wanna know about.

Then we sneak in, steal their wallets, and all go out for ice cream!! :D

I highly doubt that's possible.

Indeed.
But the damn law... destroying Влюбленные hearts. T_T

..this.

This is the most hilarious thing I've read all день my friend. Good job my friend. ;u;

BUT.

Even if he is too old...we at least need to get them to meet.