Why answer a bad question? If Ты know Ты will just be an ass.

It is quite simple:

One: The OP is alot of times is a moron and is spamming our updates.

Two: Mostly everyone is a dickhead on the internet. Plus it's entertaining.

Three: Mostly everyone here is bored.

Four. Did I mention everyone here was bored?

Five: Sometimes the OP is a dickhead themselves and some of us like to let them know how unpleasant they've made us. C:

Six: Because Aliens and 42

Because we like to be assholes and fuck logic.

Because it can be very entertaining at times, when there is nothing else to do.

People get a kick out of being dickheads, for some reason. :/

Because it's fuckign fun.

No, it simply means....

Go Google it.