Figures. Figures figures figures FIGURES. Someone please calm me down before I smash something, please?

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Drink some beers(if overage) and chill, hang out with friends, tp her house...But if those fail there is always an alternative...

сука please,

My best friend got dumped by his gf who had her new boyfriend tell him that they were over. вверх that.

Also the сука isn't worth your tantrum if she broke up like that.

i'm sorry, you'll get over her.

перфоратор, удар, пунш your pillow. It helps

She wasn't worth your time in the first place. I know Ты really cared for her; but I'm sorry.
A whore is a whore.
Ты knew she was a prostitute and still tried to have her be yours. Ты have to Переместить on.
I know; this is coming from your big brother; but it's the truth. Ashley is a prostitute; she's told Ты this like you've told me; and that's what she'll always be.
Ты have to let go, brother/sister (*shit; which do I call you? :( I'm lost)
She is SO not worth it.

my solution for you

Just calm down and have a cupcak-
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How old are you? If you're young, and i know you'll hear this from everyone, there will be many еще girlfriends to come. I suggest Ты go and hang out with your friends. Try and keep your mind off of it. It will be hard to at first, but as the days pass, it will be easier and easier. Also, if you're out with your Друзья instead of moping at home, it will look like you're not as upset as Ты are, and then she wont feel so high and mighty for being the one to dump you.

Good luck. Be strong, you'll make it through.