what's the worst pick up line Ты have heard ( other from hello)

Im sorry i'm really not trying to be rude, but i swear i have seen this Вопрос alot this week.
Worst pick up line: Are Ты from Tennessee Because your only ten i see.

"Are your shorts see through? 'Cause i can see me in your pants!"

"If Ты were a booger I'd pick Ты first" The most common one ever

baby Ты light up my world like nobody else

"Are Ты a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

Someone actually сказал(-а) that to me.

Are Ты from Tennessee b/c Ты are the only 10 I see

Random guy: "That dress would look great on the floor Далее to my bed."

Me: Eh...?! e_e

Luckily, my big brother was there.

Did It Hurt When Yhu Fell From Heaven?? или Are Ur Pants A Mirror?? B/C I Can See Myself In Them или Are Yhu From Tennessee?? B/C Ur The Only Ten I See.

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"Someone at a party сказал(-а) hello as a pick up line..." I feel that that's much better than : "I wish Ты had some time." If I'm correct, I think he meant that he wish I could take the time out of Чтение my book in a библиотека to chat with him или something. But at least it isn't "Hey, babe, Ты look good enough to give me head." :-/

Ahh, don't get me started. >_<

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?

I know how to please a woman.

I want to give myself to you.

I can tell that Ты want me.

Hey, baby, What's your sign?

Эй, cutie, how 'bout Ты and I hitting the hot spots?

Your body is like a temple.

I'd go through anything for you.

Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight или do Ты want me to walk by again?

Your legs go clear up to your ass.

Ты look like a dream.

I can see forever in your eyes.

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.

Yes, I've been told by all of them. ._.

You're hot, so let me fuck your face.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put "U" and "I" together.

On a scale of one to America how free are Ты tonight?

*cough*Hetalia*cough*

Are Ты from Tennesse? Cause I want to make out with your face. 8l

Are Ты African? Cuz Africkan Любовь you
I know some good ones:
"When the lights go down, so do I" is on one of my Избранное shirts =3

Ты are so beautiful i forgot my pick up line.

somebody call the cops, 'cause it's GOT to be illegal to be that hot!

Ты may fall from the sky, Ты may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall....is in Любовь with me.

it's a good thing i have my библиотека card. why, Ты ask? 'cause im totally checkin' Ты out!

did Ты have lucky charms for breakfast? because Ты look magically delicious!

it's a good thing i wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle!

do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight, или should i walk by Ты again?

do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

do i know you? because Ты look A LOT like my Далее girlfriend.

if Ты were a hamburger at mcdonalds, Ты would be the McGorgeous!

hi, im mr right. i heard Ты were lookin' for me.

are those Космос pants? 'cause that жопа, попка is out of this world!

if i got a nickel everytime i saw someone as beautiful as you, i would have five cents.

if a fat man stuffs Ты in a bag at night, dont worry. i asked santa if i could have Ты for christmas.

we are just like little caesar's: hot and ready!

excuse me, if i go straight this way, will i be able to reach your heart?

my Любовь for Ты is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I put U and I together -_-

Some guy that was about my age сказал(-а) this to me:
guy: "do Ты have any italian in you?"
Me: "noo..?"
Guy: "want some?(;"

Guy: Эй, babe, mind being the one this knight with stand with? ;)

Me: I'm 15.

Guy: :| *walks away*

Me: :| *walks slowly into the K mart*