if Ты ate a monkey ....

No, just because we are genetically related, doesn't make us the same species. SO it wouldn't technically be classified as cannibalism.

And no, it would get put down sadly.
Because we're cruel mother fucker's that don't give a shit about anybody или anything but ourselves.

*doesn't believe in Evolution*

Ya i would think sooooooo.............Why did Ты eat a monkey.............Suspicious...........

No. Genetically related doesn't mean "is equal to"

Both scenarios wouldn't end in those ways.

No...it wouldnt be concidered cannibalism. For me atleast, because i dont believe this last stage of evolution about monkey becoming human. If the monkey ate me...well, it would have quite the full stomach but would sadly die afterwards due to digestion problems and residue, and such. Anyways...why such an obvious question? =w= whatevs i like meh pie~ pinkie pie, that is.

no.
a quick quote from Walt Disney: 'If Ты are what Ты eat then cannibals are the only true humans'
Любовь that :D