How do people think cheese counts as a fruit?

Wait...when did anyone ever think that a dairy product is fruit? Of course, many Фрукты dips and flavorings tend to have cheese. And custard, plus Фрукты pastry. But that's about it for cheese and fruit...

Probably the same way that this group did when they thought they could sing...

Sure. I think the moon is actually made of cheese as well.