How do I successfully become a Justin Bieber fan?

Lose all brain functions.. или sustain a substantial amount of damage in your head.

It's actually a super secret ordeal to become a Bieleber but essentially Ты have to shout "I Bielebe" non-stop for 3-5 days. This is the initiation process. You'll know when to stop because a Level 7 Bieleber will materialize in front of Ты and give Ты instructions to complete the rest of your trials. Good luck.

Is it 2011 already?

Do not.

Ты like him and/or his music. That's pretty much it. Success.

Listen to his music.

Ugh, he's an @$$. Ты should be a Фан to someone who's better than him.

I am kinda annoyed Ты bothered to ask such an obvious question.

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This has to be one of the dumbest Вопросы I've ever read and answered to.

what Ты wanna do is listen to one of his songs. Ты will eventually get news that Kurt Cobain isn't rly dead and Nirvana is getting back together and having a best of концерт that night near you. when Ты hear this news, if you're too busy sucking a transvestites dick to care, congratulations you're a Justin bieber fan