What do Ты usually do when those annoying salesman calls?

I say: "Sorry, I just broke into this house. Can't talk to Ты right now. Call my cell: (I say a Болталка phone number hoping that it's not this one)"

Usually I miss their calls, but every time I'm all like "What do Ты mean? I don't have a house!"

I just don't answer if it is a number I don't know that isn't in my area code so I never have to deal with it.

oh, I have a few tricks up my sleve.

I demand that they give me a free holiday, and when they tell me no, I get angry and ask why they called me if I didnt win a holiday.

I say everything they say back to them, in a whiny voice.

I sexy talk to them; asking them stuff like what they are wearing.

I say normal things, but talk r e a L L y
s L o w L e y .

and there are plenty more; I have lots of fun.

I'm not sure what the laws are wherever Ты are, but in Astralia, they are not allowed to be the ones who hang up, so Ты can just keep talking to them for ages.

They're usually robotic so i hang up. When someone does call who isn't a robot i forget to be funny and just give it to my mom. When one asks i hope to remember to say "No this is not the Cheesecake facotory sorry" and hang up.

Either I hang up или give the phone to one of my parents if it sounds important.

I act like i dont speak english !

they yell at me and say that this is not пицца hut and if i want пицца go get some and other times i prank call them it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funy LOL

visualize myself reaching for an airhorn, and setting it off in the mouthpiece!

I just hang up on them, или say, "No, no, no my parents aren't home....blah blah blah". And sometimes I act all stupid and ask them to repeat stuff so then eventually they're just like, "Oh, um, ok, just.....bye." XD

make farting noises

me: hello?
salesman: hello can
me: who? never heard of them before dnt call again. *hangs up*

Something stupid like "no, no, Mr. John no home", "No!! No pepperoni!!", или "Me no ablae englash" LOL XD