Your funniest joke

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their ужин they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what Ты see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.
"And what do Ты deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful день tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
"That someone's stolen our tent."

Mr.Copley: "What's your first name, son?"

Rodney: "Rodney."

Mr.Copley: "What's your middle name?"

Rodney: "Kihks."

Mr.Copley: "What's your last name, then?"

Rodney: "Uraz."

...get it? Rodney Kihks Uraz? Rodney...kicks...your a**? sorry, uncalled for, but i thought it was hilarious when i thought of it!! XD

no offence to any one.

what do gay Лошади eat

*gay voice* heeeeeeeye'

I hope this doesn't offend anyone...

Did Ты know that Helen Keller had a play set in her backyard?

No...

Neither did she.