I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD
Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
Ты call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the день или week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have Ты taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle Ты with the telephone wire because I had wished to do the same!
Prank Call Idea #2
Call up the local Chinese eat out and insist on ordering some American fast Еда and why they should include it in the menu! Throw a tantrum!
Prank Call Idea #3
Here’s another funny and irritating prank call idea. The conversation should go as follows. The person who picks up the line would obviously say-
‘Hello’
You: ‘Hello?’
‘Yes?’
You: ‘How may I help you, Sir?’
‘Excuse me, Ты are the one who just called me!’
You: ‘Sorry sir, but Ты have just called me.’
‘No, Ты are the one who has called me.’
You: ‘You’d better reveal name или else I will have to hang up’
The person may hang up and Ты can also do the needful.
Ты can call the same person up after some time and say-
You: ‘It’s Ты again! I would have to Сообщить Ты to the cops!’ This is bound to leave your caller exasperated and clueless about what is going on!
Prank Call Idea #4
Ты call up your victim and pretend to be an engineer from the phone service. Say that the phone lines have been giving some problem and Ты would like to test the voice quality. Select a few stupid phrases and make your victim repeat the same for voice testing!
Prank Call Idea #5
Call up your victim and pretend to be an DJ from the local radio station. Say the recording is being played live and ask your victim to answer three Вопросы to win a weekend trip to a happening destination. Make a Список of naughty или funny Вопросы and embarrass him/her!
Prank Call Idea #6
Call up your victim and pretend your call is from a website that has confirmed the bookings ordered by the сказал(-а) person. The person is bound to object to any such order, Ты can argue and insist for the remainder payment for the сказал(-а) number of goods! And insist upon the delivering the same immediately.
Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
Ты call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the день или week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have Ты taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle Ты with the telephone wire because I had wished to do the same!
Prank Call Idea #2
Call up the local Chinese eat out and insist on ordering some American fast Еда and why they should include it in the menu! Throw a tantrum!
Prank Call Idea #3
Here’s another funny and irritating prank call idea. The conversation should go as follows. The person who picks up the line would obviously say-
‘Hello’
You: ‘Hello?’
‘Yes?’
You: ‘How may I help you, Sir?’
‘Excuse me, Ты are the one who just called me!’
You: ‘Sorry sir, but Ты have just called me.’
‘No, Ты are the one who has called me.’
You: ‘You’d better reveal name или else I will have to hang up’
The person may hang up and Ты can also do the needful.
Ты can call the same person up after some time and say-
You: ‘It’s Ты again! I would have to Сообщить Ты to the cops!’ This is bound to leave your caller exasperated and clueless about what is going on!
Prank Call Idea #4
Ты call up your victim and pretend to be an engineer from the phone service. Say that the phone lines have been giving some problem and Ты would like to test the voice quality. Select a few stupid phrases and make your victim repeat the same for voice testing!
Prank Call Idea #5
Call up your victim and pretend to be an DJ from the local radio station. Say the recording is being played live and ask your victim to answer three Вопросы to win a weekend trip to a happening destination. Make a Список of naughty или funny Вопросы and embarrass him/her!
Prank Call Idea #6
Call up your victim and pretend your call is from a website that has confirmed the bookings ordered by the сказал(-а) person. The person is bound to object to any such order, Ты can argue and insist for the remainder payment for the сказал(-а) number of goods! And insist upon the delivering the same immediately.
Okay. Most of Ты probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO Сообщить HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO Сообщить HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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(Don't be offended by my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my Друзья "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
(Don't be offended by my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my Друзья "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty Ты can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty Ты can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me
i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? или i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened by the way it is how some people act) he сказал(-а) something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are Ты sure Ты don't want that private tutor?
thankyou for listening and become a Фан of me and my article
Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did Ты press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did Ты press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson
Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Европа to Asia. He also went to Greenland to Поиск for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.
He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.
After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.
Cited Sources
1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me
2. Книги I read
3. Research online
That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments
And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.