LOL I found this on the internet.
INTERESTING FACTS
1. If Ты yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, Ты would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If Ты fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's еще like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my Далее life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a Стена uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do Ты трещина, сплит the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can Ты imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my Далее life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. Бабочки taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Interesting Facts II
1. комар, москит, комаров repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half еще than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill еще people annually than plane crashes.
6. Ты burn еще calories sleeping than Ты do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age или older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 оливковый, оливковое from each салат served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are еще efficient at waking Ты up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes еще money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt Дисней was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? link)
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The Лошади were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The секунда was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Бабочки taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases еще energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders еще than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only Животные that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 или older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for Ты to lick your elbow. (or can you? link http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)
38. The Main библиотека at Indiana университет sinks over an inch every год because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the Книги that would occupy the building.
39. A улитка can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If Барби were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A крокодил cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
INTERESTING FACTS
1. If Ты yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, Ты would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If Ты fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's еще like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my Далее life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a Стена uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do Ты трещина, сплит the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can Ты imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my Далее life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. Бабочки taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Interesting Facts II
1. комар, москит, комаров repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half еще than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill еще people annually than plane crashes.
6. Ты burn еще calories sleeping than Ты do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age или older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 оливковый, оливковое from each салат served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are еще efficient at waking Ты up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes еще money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt Дисней was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? link)
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The Лошади were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The секунда was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Бабочки taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases еще energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders еще than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only Животные that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 или older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for Ты to lick your elbow. (or can you? link http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)
38. The Main библиотека at Indiana университет sinks over an inch every год because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the Книги that would occupy the building.
39. A улитка can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If Барби were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A крокодил cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
AS Ты can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the Болталка spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. Ты guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! Ты are wrecking the Fanpop family, and Ты are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If Ты have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.
FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.
This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if Ты want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.
This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if Ты want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE день I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE постель, кровати AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE Далее MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...
AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA
THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA
THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
Okay so one день my mom was Главная alone and she walked into the house and there was a белка sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the белка started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the диван, мягкий уголок and the белка flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come Главная so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the белка was in her bed!!!
1. chewed chewing gum under your таблица must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva
2. If Ты lick your sweat Ты can see the future
3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal
4. yur teacher has seen Ты in da душ no JOKE
4. people be sick on Ты all the time right want to know why it because your ugly
5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth
6.Aliens will abduct Ты one день and steal your brain
7.you will live on a farm
8.im sorry but Ты see dat guy behind u he is going to kill Ты
9. i like flying wid da monkeys
10. Ты cany dance или sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING
11. i am a pervert and im comming for Ты Эй, sexi
2. If Ты lick your sweat Ты can see the future
3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal
4. yur teacher has seen Ты in da душ no JOKE
4. people be sick on Ты all the time right want to know why it because your ugly
5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth
6.Aliens will abduct Ты one день and steal your brain
7.you will live on a farm
8.im sorry but Ты see dat guy behind u he is going to kill Ты
9. i like flying wid da monkeys
10. Ты cany dance или sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING
11. i am a pervert and im comming for Ты Эй, sexi
