Болталка Article: The Shaggy Собаки Theme

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posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" или "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He сказал(-а) "I'd like to have one too." Then I сказал(-а) "But this is a dog". He сказал(-а) he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He сказал(-а) I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He сказал(-а) every room in the hotel was for sex. I сказал(-а) "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He сказал(-а) "Me too."

Part II
One день I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But Ты don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I сказал(-а) "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge сказал(-а) "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge сказал(-а) "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are Ты doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I сказал(-а) "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.

deathding likes this

siory wow that was dirty lol

coolkatstar Hehe

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Grandpa & I at the local cinema

posted by darkkhorn19

Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, Ты kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your Готика clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your Эмо hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...

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RANDOM: Weird Al Eat it Lyrics

posted by dramaqueen00

eat it now!

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no изюм Bran
Well, don't Ты know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of Еда Ты hate ooh
You won't get no Десерт 'till Ты clean off your plate
So eat it, don't Ты tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some еще chicken, have some еще pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled или fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...

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Disrespect on Fanpop

posted by Mephadowfangirl

Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your Избранное spot, hoping to post some Видео and pictures, answer Вопросы and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an Статья или two. Ты get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting Ответы such as "you suck for liking this" или "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...

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story of a vampire girl ch. 1

posted by Fangirl99

another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when Ты hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry или Любовь Ты more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave Ты with my ring and this last letter.
I have Остаться в живых myself and don't try to call me или come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to Ты and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if Ты let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and Ты too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
Ты will have your own life, everything Ты wanted with you.
Ты will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm постель, кровати when your old, knowing that Ты did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Любовь you, I Любовь Ты so much...

~Reah

Leah and Pie's 12 Days of not-so Рождество

posted by Cyrusrocks

My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.

On the first день of Рождество my true Любовь gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the секунда день of Рождество my true Любовь gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third день of Рождество my true Любовь gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth день of Рождество my true Любовь gave to me, four suburban trucks, дерево moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth день of Cristmas my true love...

Okay a Хэллоуин story but technically its not a scary story cause its a trues story but it is scary

posted by Free_Spirit

Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists или pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. By the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 3}

posted by Yama

I went into my room after being Остаться в живых in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a душ to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the душ feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew ужин was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for ужин too. She was...

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about my OC Tuvalu and Samoa *and mini story*

posted by lolrandom393

Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...

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Brooklyn Rage Lyrics

posted by InvaderCynder

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I Любовь it!)
All I do is just believe in the сердце of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...

Saten Twist Adventures: Season 2 remastered..

posted by Canada24

EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one еще time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' еще to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be еще to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And радуга Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...

On The Block Episode 22

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right...

On The Block Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Эй, everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are Ты doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would Ты tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of...

Canada24's вверх 4 guilty pleasure games

posted by Canada24

1: KANE AND LYNCH DEADMEN:
This game was my childhood.. Somehow, admittedly my parents were very loose, long as we knew it was fake we were allowed to play violent video games. или least we liked to sneak them as mom and dad didn't much pay attention to what we did in that regard.. Anyway the best way to play this game is the same way it's best to play Army of Two или Left 4 Dead, play it 2 player, with a close friend.. That's why I have so many fond memories, it's not the game itself but the memories of playing it with friends.. I have never played the sequel, but don't much want to either.....

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Ranking 10 Different Versions of Lola Bunny

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awesome

looney tunes

lola bunny

loonatics unleashed

lexi bunny

Космос варенье, джем

baby looney tunes

bugs bunny

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Kirby's Adventure - Rise of the Star: Dreams of Valor ~ Theme of Hero of Lore

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CHRIS STUCKMANN Цитаты

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: Ты EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, Ты LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can Ты tell...

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THE MIST - A mature look at religion and human nature..

posted by Canada24

A few days ago, during the awful covid19 epedemic, which I'm not here for, I came across an old film from my own background.. 2007's the Mist. Based on the short story by Steven King, and directed by the same man of Shawshank and Green Mile. As well season one of Walking dead. Which most consider the best one..

I watched this for nostaglic purposes. But this is actually one of the few films to sit with me. To honestly scare me.. I watch a lot of horrors, and it's hard to really scare me, but this one really seemed to do it. It's not even really the scariest movie, but this film just has a way...

Horror😱🔪🖤

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Hollywood Undead - Time Bomb

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time bomb

2019