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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making Ты upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way Ты are, или they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, или don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying Ты for "no reason", it's because they like you, или is jealous of you, или it's the spirits clashing.
I'm Письмо this Статья because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner или later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell Ты my Избранное yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a Болталка emoji by dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The Болталка emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her Любовь handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are еще chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the Еда they eat.

7-The hair of polar медведь is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A улитка can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing еще than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 год old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring Ты to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much Ты Любовь them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before Ты die.

7. Play the scariest horror game Ты know.

8. Tell your Друзья all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. еще STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN BY THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a Список of celebs who have been turned down by their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We Любовь a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...
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posted by KissKissHannah
There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a Fanpop account. *shivers* My friend сказал(-а) he was a troll, but he's еще than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He сказал(-а) I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and сказал(-а) my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also сказал(-а) I was еще annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's еще annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U
posted by ZacharyWhite
When some Болталка girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I Любовь your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she сказал(-а) "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an Эмо right? I'm an Эмо tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and сказал(-а) to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? Ты still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...
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