Funny Stupid Вопросы to Ask People
What happens when Ты get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If Ты write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If Любовь is blind, why is Белье so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come Ты get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Дисней World a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid Вопросы to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe Ты when Ты say there are four billion stars, but check when Ты say the paint is wet?
What if Бэтмен gets bitten by a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 или is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called Ты at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't Ты ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of Золото would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't Шоколад considered a vegetable, if Шоколад comes from какао beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid Вопросы to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Ты know the expression, "Don't quit your день job?" Well what do Ты say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear трусы, кальсоны on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If Ты were a genie and a person asked Ты this wish, "I wish Ты would not grant me this wish" what would Ты do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get трещина, сплит ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If Ты don't pay your exorcist, do Ты get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when Ты actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?