Болталка Article: 20 ways to Любовь a horse goodly:)

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posted by NarutoCrypt

•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when Ты visit your Лошади dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it или tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
•    Don’t let it interact with other male Лошади (no matter the gender of your horse)
•    Tickle it responsively
•    Don’t tell it bad jokes
•    Let it play with ONLY BIG children или adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
•    Check it’s ears daily
•    Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
•    Give it only “great value” brand of crackers или cheese
•    Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
•    Never play an electric гитара around it
•    Cue the horse’s bath time properly
•    Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)

deathding, DramaQueen1020 and 2 others like this

r-pattz Excellent.

NarutoCrypt lol thanx!

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R.I.P. Mermaid Man

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LOL-SO TRUE!

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Болталка stuff I found on my computer.

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Bitch,please

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black лебедь movie

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funny ways to annoy people/funny pranks

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Ways to Annoy:
1.say a Болталка word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a Еда they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy Далее to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as Ты can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the кухня and come out with ketchup all over Ты and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...

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"I wasn't that drunk......"

posted by awesomeblossom1

Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope Ты like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when Ты heard someone talking on the intercom, Ты fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give Ты a ride Главная and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a гриб and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...

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40 Things Boys Should NEVER do in a Relationship

posted by jayjay4life

1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse.
2. Don't act like Ты know what you're talking about when Ты don't. It just pisses us off.
3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect.
4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such.
5. Sure, you're the guy, so Ты can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation.
6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong.
7. When Ты screw up, don't...

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Official Funniest Jokes Of All Time!!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Researchers in the UK examined еще than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A печать walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner Магазин - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell Ты what I Любовь doing еще than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...

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63 Ways to Piss Off a Cop

posted by Milorox18

1. When Ты get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why Ты were speeding, tell him Ты wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend Ты are deaf.

4. If he asks if Ты knew how fast Ты were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if Ты can see his gun.

6. When he says Ты aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why Ты were speeding, tell him Ты had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him by his first name.

11. Pretend Ты are gay...

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Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...

posted by Mallory101

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All Ты Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's сердце is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, Ты are going to fail no matter what)

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. Ты are going to fail the class completely no matter what Ты get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure Ты can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five минуты into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of Ты just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name Теги to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

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Annoying Things To Say To Other People

posted by BellaCullen96

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have Ты ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man Далее to me!
I puked on the last person who flew Далее to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would Ты look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....

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Reverse thinspo

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Brother & Sister

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My Fan-Cast for the Wicked Movie

posted by KataraLover

As many of Ты are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so Ты can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...

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NikPiks - David Cage and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Game

posted by Windwakerguy430

David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the Последнее era. A man who is сказал(-а) to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who Ты ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...

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animu grills

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Kim Yoo Jung

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