Болталка Club
Присоединиться
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone Ты love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard или hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Ты open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 минуты или so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring или your nails on the blackboard Далее time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. Далее концерт Ты go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.

7. Whenever someone asks Ты a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"

8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do Ты think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.

9. Give yourself a really big молоко mustache at the breakfast таблица and refuse to wipe it off.

10. Send emails to your Друзья with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.

11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as Ты can at the punchline every single time.

12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.

13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after Ты take a shower, of course).

14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."

15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.

16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.

17. Break into your Избранное celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.

18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.

19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.

20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two минуты while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.

21. Put grapes inside your mom's Избранное slippers.

22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"

23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"

24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Рождество song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.

25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.

26. When Ты go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as Ты pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.

27. When your brother или sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".

28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.

29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.

30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.

31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"

32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere Ты go.

33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"

34. At a party, keep telling one of your Друзья she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did Ты eat tuna for lunch?"

35. When anyone says, "Can I ask Ты a question?" say, "You just did."

36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.

37. Make up a joke that takes 10 минуты to tell and has no punchline.

38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"

39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.

40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that Ты smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.

41. Give the person walking in front of Ты a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.

42. Далее party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.

43. In the cafeteria, pretend Ты dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get Ты a napkin.

44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"

45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 минуты from the end.

46. Go to the библиотека and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.

47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.

48. Spend an entire день speaking with a really fake British accent.

49. When you're in the passenger сиденье, место, сиденья and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"

50. Blow kisses at everyone Ты meet at the mall.
posted by Puppetmaster111
Эй, guys! My Друзья Sydney is on Fanpop now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if Ты guys want to be a Фан of bubblegirl2 then go to the two клубы ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to Присоединиться Ты guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done by ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done by me, it is done by
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps вперед before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
continue reading...
posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell Ты that I Любовь you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that Ты hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell Ты that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me Ты could care less.

I'm here to hug Ты when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell Ты how smart Ты are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell Ты that I Любовь you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that Ты hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
continue reading...
posted by I_love_Mikey
Before Ты read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, или even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take Ты down a dark road - one that once Ты start, Ты can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull Ты out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
continue reading...
posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. Драконы say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. рыба say blub blub blub.

13. Единороги say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
yfouydfosidyfosdiuyfsdifosdyiyreuoiyroiweyroweuiyrouiweyoirwukdkdkngnqwckslfogkdfpogkdfopkgdopfkgopdfkgpodfkgdpofkgpdofkgdpofkgdfpokgfdopgkodfopgkfdogkkodpoxpxpcl[zxpccfjcjcjjfdsoidjfoisdfjisojdfosdijfosidjiofjsodjfsodjfosidjfsodjjjjjjjjjjjjfsidjfdisojfsdiofdijsofjdsiofjidsojfidsofjsdojfdsijofdjqefgbbxodkpfokpsdkofpspdkfpoksdopkfpodskfopsdkfpksdopkfokpdsokpfokpsdokdospopkdfsopksdodfoskopdfsopdfsodfosokdspkofdsokpfokpdsokpdfsokpdfsopkdfsokpfsdr0ew9ru9e8wrewihfrdbckzxnhcxzjucoisedausueoisaueoaisjd isao dsiodjisoajdisoajd s s odjiajoisaojd siodisaiodisaidiosaoidioasiojdijasijdsijoasdisdaiodsaoidiosaoewq09e80wq8e90w8eq09w8eq09w8eq90w8e0q9w888888eeeeeeeee09wq8e90wq8e908wq9ewq980e89wq90e09wq90ew9q0e89w90q89e8wq8e9wq80e9e89w0q9e89wq89ewq990iotgvioksoiaiowiuqwouqw0q09qwueqw98euqw0euwq09euqw0ndjksjdsajdasjlljdskjsdakjljkdsjklsdaAUZXCVBNM,,,.FGHJKKqwertyuiopasdfghjklef8asiodasoiudioasudioasudiouasouduioasudiosaudisaourjhdjsieiruhcvflkjdfldslkdjflskdjfskldjfskldjfsldjfsdlkjfsdlkjflkdsjfkldsjfdsklfjdskljfjkitrieioieoisjdioisadjisoiajdisajidosajdsoiadjsiajdsiajdsaioooojdiosadjsaiodsijodjiiaojsdjiisajoodijsaioidjosaijdjsaiodjisiajjidsaoisdaoidisjoaijosdaioajsdiojijosdijodsaijosidjoaijsodo8ewq90ewq903eq908e9znmklxkmkasaw90e8-09eriq09we8w9q08ewq908e90wq8enskadjsaodosaidhosahdosahudsaoidhsoahdsaohdoisadisaidhasodhoasiohdihoasdasjdoiasjodiasjodjsaiodjasoijdaosijdsoiajdoasjdiasjdoiasjdoajsdoasjdoasjdiosaiojjioeiowioeiwqiojeiojwqiojejiwqiojeoixczjfioxzjcfjixzojciioxzjcioxzjcxozicjxcjzxiocjxjioczoicjzxojcxozijczxoijcxzoijcxzoijcxzojcxzoicxzioreuir...
continue reading...
posted by CullenProperty
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And Ты ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know Ты better than Ты know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but Ты start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but Ты turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will Ты believe,...
continue reading...
mysterious Любовь

- chapter 13-





"Ok Ты can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought Ты would like them."
"Well Ты were right! " Then I realized I was Актёрское искусство like a 6 год old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not Актёрское искусство like a six год old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I сказал(-а) the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when Ты smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
continue reading...
Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll Показать you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are Ты kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
continue reading...
posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope Ты like it. Please Комментарий down below about what Ты like, what Ты don’t like, and what Ты want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice Чтение and Письмо in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn еще about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
continue reading...
posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Переместить 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Главная and found the wife preparing ужин and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 еще feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Ответы back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic секунда line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Ты simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I Любовь your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
added by tanyya
Ok so we all hear Любовь stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one день she was walking in the halls with her Друзья and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) сказал(-а) in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie сказал(-а) "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah сказал(-а) "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie сказал(-а) "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat by Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....
continue reading...
I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze Видео on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot еще simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge розовый Floyd Фан before this album. Obviously I do Любовь them now.. The Стена really made a розовый Floyd...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Ты interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. Ты know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and Переместить right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the месяц this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first день of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first день of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: Эй, Master Sword, Далее time Ты interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW год ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some Оружие into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I Любовь Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
continue reading...