1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN Трофеи LOCK OVERUSE Трофеи LOCK! WHEN Ты REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL Трофеи THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky Трофеи Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks Ты what Ты mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If Ты are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing Болталка letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the Вопрос mark (i.e. Could my день get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Ты will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the Комментарии with Болталка information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, Комментарий on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" или something along those lines. Ты can also post Комментарии asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" или ":P" with no rhyme или reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" или "I sent Ты a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the email does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person Ты are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what Ты are trying to say. If they ask Ты how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a Форум and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as Ты can. Don't only use those Ты have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN или other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN Ты can "appear offline" so if Ты carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because Ты keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until Ты are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, или even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi или hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are Ты and where do Ты live?" even if Ты know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', или make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, или say something like 'girl' или 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your Космос bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. или better yet, use spaces when Ты tell them your Космос bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when Ты post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and Ты can be еще positive by saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell Ты to stop, act like Ты have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' или user Ты know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, или your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single Переместить that Ты make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page или group titled your name. Invite everyone Ты do или do not know to join.
43. email really annoying forwards to everyone, или make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the Далее секунда if Ты don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to email Ты ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky Трофеи Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks Ты what Ты mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If Ты are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing Болталка letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the Вопрос mark (i.e. Could my день get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Ты will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the Комментарии with Болталка information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, Комментарий on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" или something along those lines. Ты can also post Комментарии asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" или ":P" with no rhyme или reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" или "I sent Ты a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the email does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person Ты are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what Ты are trying to say. If they ask Ты how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a Форум and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as Ты can. Don't only use those Ты have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN или other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN Ты can "appear offline" so if Ты carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because Ты keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until Ты are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, или even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi или hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are Ты and where do Ты live?" even if Ты know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', или make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, или say something like 'girl' или 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your Космос bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. или better yet, use spaces when Ты tell them your Космос bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when Ты post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and Ты can be еще positive by saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell Ты to stop, act like Ты have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' или user Ты know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, или your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single Переместить that Ты make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page или group titled your name. Invite everyone Ты do или do not know to join.
43. email really annoying forwards to everyone, или make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the Далее секунда if Ты don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to email Ты ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P