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posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W куст, буш has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, или 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th день of the year.

-The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. (3+1+1+2+4=11)

-The Madrid bombing happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

-The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars and Stripes is the eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran (the Islamic Holy Book):

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome eagle. The wrath of the eagle would be felt throughout the lands Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still еще rejoiced: for the wrath of the eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."

-That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

(This is the creepiest part, I DARE Ты to try it!)

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

-Type in capitals Q33 NY (This was the flight number of the first plane to hit the Twin Towers)

-Highlight it and change the font to WINDINGS 1 and the size to 72.

For those of Ты who looked: Creepy right?
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on или off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to Показать the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of Ты just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Теги to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell Ты all these: What dates & Why Ты don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's день
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday или the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, Ты know how if Ты see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why Ты ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would Ты want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 год old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. Ты fall down the stairs.

2. A дерево falls down on you.

3. A гуанако, лама, ламы spits in your face.

4. Ты eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. Ты are making out with a person and then Ты trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your подушка gets a face and bites Ты head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate Ты and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, Ты get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that Ты are going to die, then Ты die.

11. When Ты are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Болталка things until u cry laughing
5. continue Чтение this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Болталка things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up сойка, джей leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Болталка people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are Ты addicted? Are Ты a super fan? Are Ты just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are Ты on Fanpop too much?

1. Ты see something Ты like, and think Oh, I want to Фан that club!

2. Ты start shipping people Ты know или see.

3. Ты hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. Ты hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. Ты hear something and Ты want to Комментарий on it.

6. Ты have great ideas of something Ты should post on Fanpop at completely Болталка times of day.

7. Ты get a new Избранное and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will Ты marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no еще арахис butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and Ты have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely Болталка things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Ты can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Ты can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend Ты try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT или IT WON'T WORK AND Ты WILL WISH Ты HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK Ты OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT Ты ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise Ты WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. Далее to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS Ты WANT. ~ 3....
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The вверх six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as Ты have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command или File Name" is about as informative as

"If Ты don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as Ты make a commitment to one, Ты find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around Ты has an attitude problem
2.your adding Шоколад chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Ты say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Ты crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Ты just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to перфоратор, удар, пунш someone without a reason
12.if Ты start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Ты were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Ты 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Ты know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Храбрая сердцем who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Храбрая сердцем had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that Ты just wanna перфоратор, удар, пунш in the face , then someohow , Ты end up in a relationship with them , Ты fall in Любовь , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing Ты want to burn either (:]) Well if Ты still have feelings for that person im gonna help Ты get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap Ты guys (: , ohk so Ты could first start off by doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave Ты on огонь ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be дана LIFE in prison without the possibility или parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet питон, python refused to eat it was дана three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD Показ Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the питон, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the питон, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf или date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the Далее time.....thank u all for Чтение this..and plz Комментарий ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think или relate to these, in some way или another:

-When Ты forget someone's name Ты wait for someone else to say it so Ты don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't Удалить my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and Ты are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are Ты kidding me?' even though Ты know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when Ты grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when Ты cheat,we hate Ты and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like Ты understand PMS,because Ты dont.So stop Актёрское искусство like it.

4.when Ты stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and Ты get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So Ты may as well stfu.

5.when Ты flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if Ты arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like Ты dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your Друзья then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask Вопросы so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s Вопросы in slow motion 2)Answer Вопросы only with one word
3)Scream Болталка words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” или “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer Вопросы in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."

7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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