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posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely Любовь my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place Ты can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do Ты think Ты are messing with? Don't Ты know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even еще glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% или more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.

Among many others.
Ты know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan Любовь is that I wrote a whole Статья dedicated to it.
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posted by Windrises
Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This Фан story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and сказал(-а) "How's it going?"

She сказал(-а) "Bad and I won't tell Ты why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow сказал(-а) "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically сказал(-а) "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon сказал(-а) "Sister...
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I'm Письмо this Статья because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner или later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell Ты my Избранное yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a Болталка emoji by dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The Болталка emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her Любовь handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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posted by pinkydoll
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are еще chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the Еда they eat.

7-The hair of polar медведь is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A улитка can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing еще than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 год old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring Ты to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much Ты Любовь them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before Ты die.

7. Play the scariest horror game Ты know.

8. Tell your Друзья all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. еще STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN BY THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a Список of celebs who have been turned down by their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We Любовь a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...
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