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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five минуты yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time Ты see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that Ты are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that Ты are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure Ты dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by patrisha727
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In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to глотать, ласточка the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes горький things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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I don't know what anything means...
Throw попкорн in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can Ты fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling попкорн that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get попкорн yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit Далее to Ты because Ты invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the капот, худ down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. или maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five минуты of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as Ты got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of Болталка Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG Ты needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope Ты liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will Показать еще affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when Ты interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when Ты interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if Ты still have a girlfriend do Ты know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep Ты up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Шоколад cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
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there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are еще than this. Ты are bliss. Ты are еще than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are еще than this. Ты are bliss. Ты are еще than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely Болталка poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that Храбрая сердцем hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm Письмо now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to Ты about stuff he likes
2.always see what Ты have in common (if Ты do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW Ты FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS Ты OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask Вопросы about him like his Избранное color, his Избранное movie или his Избранное t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your Избранное clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your Избранное Фильмы and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank Ты for Чтение i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, Ты already сказал(-а) that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three минуты later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The Название of this Статья clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad Фильмы for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The месяц award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If Ты were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, Ты finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Рождество List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got еще important news.
Tom: Yes. In the Назад episode, we...
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Source: edited by me
added by Canada24
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Ты are sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with Ты for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny Ты say back. Are Ты ready to watch the movie Ты ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are Ты ok?" Ты ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) Ты are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly Ты are Gold. Ты hold his chest as Ты are pushing him was y and say " Ты watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I Любовь you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: Ты EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, Ты LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can Ты tell...
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posted by Zeku
Have Ты ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the день finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first день on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the день for his trial...
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