What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Далее time Ты and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Опрос to see which of Ты successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Ты - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Ты have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Ты were really looking for an honest answer, Ты wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Далее time Ты make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Ты and your Друзья keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Ты look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Избранное outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Ты must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Ты never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Ты can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises или promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss.
If Ты don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Далее time Ты and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Опрос to see which of Ты successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Ты - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Ты have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Ты were really looking for an honest answer, Ты wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Далее time Ты make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Ты and your Друзья keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Ты look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Избранное outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Ты must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Ты never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Ты can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises или promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss.
If Ты don't read this, someone else wil
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS Ты KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF Фан LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this Показать i allways see a new guest звезда so i was wondering how do Ты do it?
Ты WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS Показать BEING ON THIS Показать AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest звезда is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Друзья are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if Ты make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this Болталка ninger play (sorry if i offend Ты i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a месяц so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are Ты in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an Эмо makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what Ты mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Ты !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate Ты !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an Эмо he has no emotins except for the one that is Эмо ...GOD WHY DO Ты EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 секунды till Ты all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are Ты in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an Эмо makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what Ты mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Ты !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate Ты !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an Эмо he has no emotins except for the one that is Эмо ...GOD WHY DO Ты EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 секунды till Ты all cry total ninger theme song