Болталка Club
Присоединиться
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
O-
-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are Ты walking?
So, Annie are Ты walking?
Are Ты walking Annie?
Annie are Ты walking?
So, Annie are Ты walking?
Are Ты walking?
Annie are Ты walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE Ты WALKING???!!!!
ARE Ты WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are Ты walking?
With your dentist
Are Ты walking?
Throw your son out the window.
So he'll stick to a пересекать, крест Ingall, Annie!
He can make up your apartment.
But the buck stays
On the carpet
Did he run through the bedroom?
He was struck down
By a Показать tune....

Annie are Ты walking?
So, Annie are Ты walking?
Are Ты walking Annie?
Annie are Ты walking?
So, Annie are Ты walking?
Are Ты walking Annie?
Annie are Ты walking?
So, Annie are Ты walking?
Are Ты walking Annie?

You've been hit by

*BEEP BEEP!!!!*

You've been hit by

*BEEP!!!*

A SMURF TERMINAL!!!!!!!






So they kicked him to the oak tree.
It was a Sundae..
What a -peace- "black thang"
Psycho mother's invitation
It sounds like heartbeats...
And imitations. -grabs my crotch-


Annie Ты a wookie?
So, Annie Ты a wookie?
Ты a wookie Annie?
Annie Ты a wookie?
So, Annie Ты a wookie?
Ты a wookie Annie?
Annie Ты a wookie?
So, Annie Ты a wookie?
Ты a wookie Annie?
Annie Ты a wookie?
So, Annie Ты a wookie?
Ты a wookie Annie?
Annie Ты a wookie?
So, Annie Ты a wookie?
Ты a wookie Annie?
Annie Ты a wookie?
So, Annie Ты a wookie?
Ты a wookie Annie?
Annie Ты a wookie?
So, Annie Ты a wookie?
Ты a wookie Annie?
Annie Ты a wookie?
-screams- SO ANNIE, Ты A WOOKIE????!!!!
Ты A WOOKIE ANNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
(same lines except for "are Ты walking" replaced with "you a wookie"




Annie Ты a wookie.
So, Annie, Ты a wookie.
Ты a wookie, Annie.

Ты been hit by....
*BEEP BEEP!!!*
Ты been struck by.....
*BEEP!!!!*
A SMURF TERMINAL!!!!!


OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!



OW!!!!!!!!!


WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-MJ dance-

Police:
OK, I want everyone to clear the area RIGHT NOW!!!

-the smooth criminal throws a bomb-

-bomb explodes-


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dramatic choir:
same as last time

Annie:
HAD A PULSE!!!!!!!

HAD A NOSE!!!!!!!!!!

HAD ENOUGH???????!!!!!!

HAND IN GLOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-puts on MJ glove-

I'M IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-kisses secretmusican-

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!


-all of the singers/rappers in the whole world jump out of nowhere-

ALL:

THAT грецкий орех, орех BABY!!!!!

THAT COUGH-UP BABY!!!!

THAT WANTED BABY!!!!!

WHOO
WHOO

THAT WAR-NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOO
WHOO
WHOO
WHOO

THAT WARNUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:

-tries to do MJ anti gravity lean-
-fails-

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-dances-





OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shake a Chika.

DOW.

-bass solo-
added by CielXlizzy19
Source: lovefactsxoxo.tumblr.com
added by usernameinvalid
added by 050801090907
added by ZacharyWhite
added by 050801090907
added by Psychedelic96
added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
added by Gyroball13
added by woohoomlb
added by xviex200
Source: Ea
added by OuroborosSnyder
added by angel_cake
added by Snugglebum
added by Booyahboy
posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin Ты see
My heart
Through this laughter Ты feel
My pain
Even through this mask Ты see
My face
For Ты are the only one who really knows just who I am

And Ты Поиск me
And Ты know all the secrets of my heart
And Ты Поиск me
Revealing the mysteries of who Ты are
Ты Поиск me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When Ты are the only one who really knows just who I am

And Ты Поиск me
And Ты know all the secrets of my heart
And Ты Поиск me
Revealing the...
continue reading...
posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give еще than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving еще than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants Ты to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help Ты answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
continue reading...
You’re now chatting with a Болталка stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: Ты HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT Ты DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
continue reading...
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when Ты say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. Ты look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Ты never get tired of being with us.

4. I Любовь Ты and only you.-Well, Ты guys get the picture.

5. I will be with Ты forever.

6. Ты have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. Ты shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for Ты to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when Ты want to get kicked out of the DMV. By Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy Далее to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people Далее to Ты look at Ты funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down Далее to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your Избранное Показать the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big Показать number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
added by CielXlizzy19
Source: lovefactsxoxo.tumblr.com