Болталка Article: Vocaloid Songs!

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posted by amutokitty

What is Vocaloid? A voice synthesizer. A Toyota Corolla endorser. An amazing group of digitized singers that Ты can download right onto your computer. My Избранное group of singers. From Вокалоид that are so well known that they become viral, like Hatsune Miku, to the ones that Ты almost never hear about, like Prima and Tonio, these singers have a wide variety of voice types, specialties, songs, and looks. I have been following Vocaloid ever since I heard little Hachune Miku sing her version of Ievan Polkka while swinging her leek, and since then I've acquired a vast knowledge of the amazing songs Vocaloid has to offer. So, here is a Список of every Vocaloid song I know and it's singer!
Trick and Treat - Rin and Len Kagamine
World is Mine - Hatsune Miku
Любовь is War - Hatsune Miku
Can't I Even Dream? - Hatsune Miku
Judgement of Corruption - KAITO Shion
SPICE! - Len Kagamine
Servant of Evil - Len Kagamine
I'll Give up Пение - Len Kagamine
Why Won't Ты Call Me Yet? - Rin and Len Kagamine
Daughter of Evil - Rin Kagamine
Evil Еда Eater Conchita - Meiko
The Madness of Duke Venomania - Gakupo Kamui
Go Google It! - Luka Megurine and Gakupo Kamui
Magnet - Hatsune Miku and Luka Megurine
Little Garden Girl - Hatsune Miku
Fear Garden - Rin Kagamine
My Ice Cream is Melting - KAITO Shion
Kasane Territory ~Teto's Turn Forever!~ - Kasane Teto
Poker Face - Gumi Megpoid
Another World is Mine - KAITO Shion
Alice Human Sacrifice - Hatsune Miku, KAITO Shion, Meiko, Rin and Len Kagamine
I Can Take Off My Panties - Rin Kagamine
круг You, круг Ты - Hatsune Miku and Luka Megurine
Melt - Hatsune Miku
Meltdown - Rin Kagamine
World's End Dance Hall - Luka Megurine and Hatsune Miku
Black Rock Shooter - Hatsune Miku
The Tailor Магазин on Enbizaka - Luka Megurine
Scarlet Moon - Meiko
Cantarella - KAITO Shion
Cendrillon - KAITO Shion and Hatsune Miku
Last Night, Goodnight - Hatsune Miku
Acute - KAITO Shion
Moonlit медведь - Hatsune Miku
Guilty Verse - Kiyoteru Hiyama
The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku - Hatsune Miku
Adolescence - Rin and Len Kagamine
Rolling Girl - Hatsune Miku
Re: Regret Message - Rin Kagamine
Bad яблоко - Hatsune Miku
Francium - Hatsune Miku
Alice in Musicland - KAITO Shion, Hatsune Miku(?)
Re: Birthday - Rin Kagamine(?)

deathding, chuckylover911 and 3 others like this

Sammisaurus Lol, you don't have my favorite. Rolling Girl by Hatsune Miku.

amutokitty I forgot a lot! I'm gonna add them right now!

chuckylover911 Re: Birthday - Len Kagamine (not rin but LEN)

chuckylover911 Mosaic Roll - Gumi and the song Joker - Hatsune Miku and so on... i know ALOT of songs and if i were to continue on with these comments they would go on and on...

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Redneck Computer Terms

posted by johnnyboy-69

Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy холм, хилл with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem - How Ты got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"

ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke

Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word "me" или "this"

Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Tab - What Ты owe the bartender

Shift - How Ты get to a different gear.

RAM - Great truck

Редактировать - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " Ты Редактировать afore Ты passed out las nite.

Internet - Where her рыба were when she caught em ( In er net).

Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.

Laptop - Where the stripper sits.

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Quiz:Are Ты "normal"?

posted by 90sfan

Take this Тест to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at Главная and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had Дети on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked Ты out of the house...AGAIN.What do Ты do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative Письмо class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You...

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Harry Potter Facts Part 1

posted by koolamelia

1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his бекон, бэкон to a 10 год old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic Ты have to dial 62442 to get...

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Role play cuz ur bord! 26 Ways to get kicked outa Wal-Mart

posted by Crazy8s17

Here is a Болталка game I saw online. Just think of Болталка ways Ты can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks Ты can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my Друзья do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to Болталка people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Пение the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...

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New Mexico Chili Cookoff

posted by x-menobsessed26

NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If Ты can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If Ты pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of Ты who have lived in New Mexico, Ты know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Хэллоуин comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...

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звезда Power! By: Blood On The Dance Floor

posted by RosaluvzJB

Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Любовь a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking жопа, попка so happily
Supernova, bend Ты over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking Ты right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock Ты outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when Ты go against me,
You...

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Болталка Cleverbot Conversatons...

posted by MissChicky97

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Болталка stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Болталка application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. Ты have no means to do so. Ты cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Ты know!!...

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Хеталия Attack!

posted by tokidoki123

Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a водка bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a помидор box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty Книги for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a краб stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat макаронные изделия, макароны with...

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16 Things to do with Bloody Bunny

posted by Aquarius18

To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If Ты get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the вверх of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.

HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:

1. Leave it on...

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Цитаты About Time Management

posted by pure-angel

Time and Космос are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou Любовь life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while Ты try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If Ты want time, Ты must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend Ты take care of the минуты and...

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THe Wacko USA Measuring System

posted by EppofangirlXD

I found this and found it hilarious:

"The Metric System
"Walks like a foot, talks like a foot, but it's really 30.48 centimeters."
Admit it: America is really screwed up when it comes to measuring anything. We waste a ton of time in school learning our totally whack system. And of course nobody ever remembers how it all works. Who (besides me) knows:

How many ounces in a gallon? (128)
How many inches in a mile? (63,360)
How many acres in a square mile? (625)
How many scruples in a pound? (288)
How many minims in a pint? (7,680)

Okay, those last two were kind of cheating. They don't even try to teach...

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain Ты understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help Ты concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, Ты can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help Ты concentrate. If your friend shows Ты his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Ты believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Ты respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee еще than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My сердце skips a beat
When Ты walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Ты until the end

I give my сердце and my soul to you
To make Ты see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Ты see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope Ты are getting use to this Показать cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did Ты say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope Ты enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST звезда ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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please forgive my sins by Musiclover456

posted by Musiclover456

please forgive
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.

why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the Вопрос
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's

why is the Вопрос to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the сердце feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased

that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.

Because i did and now
my sin
has been
burned
by the flames of hell
never to return
and I'm deeply
sorry.

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The Остаться в живых city

posted by keEeEeToOo

The adventure began when Jenny sat Далее to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....

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17 things i look for in a boy (comment if that's what Ты Поиск LOL)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who Комментарии and says bad things about my Друзья (no matter if they are boys или girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to Показать his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...

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лимон PIE. EASY AND DELISH!

posted by ShiningsTar542

This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what Ты are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. лимон Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple сок

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add лимон Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water или ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated молоко in the largest смеситель bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in смеситель until stiff peaks form.

Now Ты are half way there.

Далее add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
XD XD