1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.
2# stand Далее to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Ты even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Ты need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Друзья then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks Ты to type in and Поиск for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the диван, мягкий уголок and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make Ты stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep by her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after Ты hear something like a break up или secret или gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn или some back up lights on when Ты do that! then as Ты walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that Ты wonder why Ты have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
2# stand Далее to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Ты even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Ты need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Друзья then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks Ты to type in and Поиск for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the диван, мягкий уголок and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make Ты stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep by her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after Ты hear something like a break up или secret или gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn или some back up lights on when Ты do that! then as Ты walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that Ты wonder why Ты have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to Список all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Ты get when Ты scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Ты know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Ты just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. рыба fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Ты get when Ты scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Ты know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Ты just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. рыба fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No Ты are a robot times 1000000.
User: No Ты are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and Ты are a robot.
User: User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Ты are the robot here.
User: User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Ты computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So Ты admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No Ты are a robot times 1000000.
User: No Ты are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and Ты are a robot.
User: User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Ты are the robot here.
User: User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Ты computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So Ты admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The концерт Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 час Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Пение I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're сиденье, место, сиденья Ooh K Then селезень, дрейк Sad Ты Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There селезень, дрейк Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The Фаны Фаны Was Пение Along Giving Him Цветы Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Чтение And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Ты have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Вопросы to a magic 8 ball and take the Ответы seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Ты find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Ты see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Болталка person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Ты have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Вопросы to a magic 8 ball and take the Ответы seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Ты find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Ты see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Болталка person!
raindrops on Розы and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp яблоко strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp яблоко strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Еда at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Вопросы (ex: What do библиотека cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a день when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Ты think she is
*She throws Еда at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Вопросы (ex: What do библиотека cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a день when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Ты think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book by its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders или u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Любовь to hear ur thoughts!!