GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED BY YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying оранжевый on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as Ты want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating пицца или something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend is called Anne, they call her Annelise, if he's called Ted, calling Theodore... Make up something!.
7. Drum on every available surface ALL THE TIME. (including their head!)
8. Set their phone on an alarm at Болталка times (OR EVERY HOUR!)
9. Ask them if their married, every ten minutes, when they get frustrated and shout at you, tell them, "So am I, buddy, so am I,"
10. Whenever you're walking together, wave...at a Болталка person and shout, "Yoo Hoo!! Aunt Mabel, how you've changed!!"
11. Every time she/he's Чтение a book, sing FRIDAY...REALLY LOUD!! Again and again and again and again, till they've cracked.
12. Make Болталка remarks about the weather and ask them if they want to play checkers.
13. Stuff their shoes with Play Doh and watch them feel the squishy sensation!
14. Ask them their most hated song and blindfold them and go on Youtube. Ты can guess the rest. ;)
15. Constantly stare at them. ALL THE TIME!! Even when they're on the way to the bathroom!
16. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
17. Sprinkle salt over them...and tell them its a ritual for "dressing yourself."
18. Read Болталка excerpts from Harry Potter, Twilight, LOTR...etc all the time.
19. Eat a slice of пицца VERY noisily! Especially if they are sitting beside you
20. Tell them that ghosts are real and run around them covered in a white sheet crying, "Its the Phantom!! Run!!"
21. Burp...every 5 minutes.
22. Follow them everywhere they go carrying a plastic нож covered with помидор sauce
23. Keep saying, "Goot," at the end of every sentence. Like, "How are you, Goot?" "I need a cheeseburger, Goot."
24. Take some Jello into your hands and eat...LOUDLY
25. Tell them that Gucci is a vegetable and барберри, burberry is a fruit
26. Make them watch Crazy Baby Laughs On Youtube and replay....again and again and again and again. Lock the door as well! (SPEAKERS!!)
27. Wear loafers with a green sweater and sweats and speak in Pig Latin for the whole day. This is extremely effective.
28. Steal their phone and change language to Chinese. Watch what happens
BONUS!!: Make them read this Список over and over and over and over again!!
THE END!! HOPE U ENJOYED!! TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS ON THIS!!! RESULTS TOO!! :) THNKS GUYS!! XX
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying оранжевый on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as Ты want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating пицца или something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend is called Anne, they call her Annelise, if he's called Ted, calling Theodore... Make up something!.
7. Drum on every available surface ALL THE TIME. (including their head!)
8. Set their phone on an alarm at Болталка times (OR EVERY HOUR!)
9. Ask them if their married, every ten minutes, when they get frustrated and shout at you, tell them, "So am I, buddy, so am I,"
10. Whenever you're walking together, wave...at a Болталка person and shout, "Yoo Hoo!! Aunt Mabel, how you've changed!!"
11. Every time she/he's Чтение a book, sing FRIDAY...REALLY LOUD!! Again and again and again and again, till they've cracked.
12. Make Болталка remarks about the weather and ask them if they want to play checkers.
13. Stuff their shoes with Play Doh and watch them feel the squishy sensation!
14. Ask them their most hated song and blindfold them and go on Youtube. Ты can guess the rest. ;)
15. Constantly stare at them. ALL THE TIME!! Even when they're on the way to the bathroom!
16. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
17. Sprinkle salt over them...and tell them its a ritual for "dressing yourself."
18. Read Болталка excerpts from Harry Potter, Twilight, LOTR...etc all the time.
19. Eat a slice of пицца VERY noisily! Especially if they are sitting beside you
20. Tell them that ghosts are real and run around them covered in a white sheet crying, "Its the Phantom!! Run!!"
21. Burp...every 5 minutes.
22. Follow them everywhere they go carrying a plastic нож covered with помидор sauce
23. Keep saying, "Goot," at the end of every sentence. Like, "How are you, Goot?" "I need a cheeseburger, Goot."
24. Take some Jello into your hands and eat...LOUDLY
25. Tell them that Gucci is a vegetable and барберри, burberry is a fruit
26. Make them watch Crazy Baby Laughs On Youtube and replay....again and again and again and again. Lock the door as well! (SPEAKERS!!)
27. Wear loafers with a green sweater and sweats and speak in Pig Latin for the whole day. This is extremely effective.
28. Steal their phone and change language to Chinese. Watch what happens
BONUS!!: Make them read this Список over and over and over and over again!!
THE END!! HOPE U ENJOYED!! TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS ON THIS!!! RESULTS TOO!! :) THNKS GUYS!! XX
There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one день he he cme back to school it looked like a normal день but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal день but when the колокол, колокольчик, белл rang for clas he got a 44 огонь arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so Ты let that be a lesson for Ты if Ты had not teased him he would have been fine who knows Ты could have even saved his life.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
оранжевый who?
оранжевый Ты glad I didn't say банан again?
Hope Ты had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
оранжевый who?
оранжевый Ты glad I didn't say банан again?
Hope Ты had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon Чтение the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and сказал(-а) "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet Ты he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do Ты know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
