RULES AND TIPS OF THE Болталка SPOT
by Me_Iz_Here
• You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
• You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. Ты don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
• You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
• If Ты troll, Ты die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But Ты WILL get yelled at for trolling.
• You must know the difference between spam and invasions. Invasions are when a bunch of people of the same fandom make everything in the Болталка spot suddenly related to it. Spam is just one или two people.
• Some people appreciate grammar and spelling, but it's not necessary and Ты can do whatever Ты want AS LONG AS IT ISN'T OUT OF HAND. And don't correct everyone's spelling/grammar, even if you're a self-proclaimed "grammar nazi." It's just damn rude.
• No stupid questions.
• Don’t say My Little пони is stupid.
• If Ты see a joke Ты don't get, don't pretend that Ты do. It can get really annoying. Also, no pretending you're in a fandom. That is just stupid and Ты should know that without me telling you.
• No Актёрское искусство like a noob.
• If Ты kill the Трофеи lock, или shift, Ты are the one planning its millionth funeral. Don’t forget that.
• Be respectful. Please.
• Don’t tell people not to do stuff. They will do it. I learned this the hard way. Ты KNOW WHO Ты ARE.
• Don’t make fun of people’s opinions. Unless they’re trolls.
• Profanity is obviously allowed, bitch.
• There are some disturbing things here. You’ll get used to them.
• Fangirling is allowed.
• Try not to ask serious questions.
• Try not to be annoying.
• No Фан whoring
• No attention whoring
• No благодарность whoring
• No club whoring
• Really just no whoring of any kind
• Don't ask for pictures of people. Unless you're ready for extreme sarcasm.
• NO SPAM. NOOO SPAAAAMMMMM.
• No bashing other peoples' opinions unless it's a troll.
• No one is too obsessed with anything.
• JUST because it's called the Болталка Spot and the Слоган says post anything Ты want, DOESN'T mean post absolutely ANYTHING. There are certain restrictions. Don't be annoying.
And that’s about it.
Note: I apologize to anyone I’ve offended by Письмо this. It was for fun, even though most of these rules are real. Unspoken, but real.
by Me_Iz_Here
• You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
• You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. Ты don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
• You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
• If Ты troll, Ты die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But Ты WILL get yelled at for trolling.
• You must know the difference between spam and invasions. Invasions are when a bunch of people of the same fandom make everything in the Болталка spot suddenly related to it. Spam is just one или two people.
• Some people appreciate grammar and spelling, but it's not necessary and Ты can do whatever Ты want AS LONG AS IT ISN'T OUT OF HAND. And don't correct everyone's spelling/grammar, even if you're a self-proclaimed "grammar nazi." It's just damn rude.
• No stupid questions.
• Don’t say My Little пони is stupid.
• If Ты see a joke Ты don't get, don't pretend that Ты do. It can get really annoying. Also, no pretending you're in a fandom. That is just stupid and Ты should know that without me telling you.
• No Актёрское искусство like a noob.
• If Ты kill the Трофеи lock, или shift, Ты are the one planning its millionth funeral. Don’t forget that.
• Be respectful. Please.
• Don’t tell people not to do stuff. They will do it. I learned this the hard way. Ты KNOW WHO Ты ARE.
• Don’t make fun of people’s opinions. Unless they’re trolls.
• Profanity is obviously allowed, bitch.
• There are some disturbing things here. You’ll get used to them.
• Fangirling is allowed.
• Try not to ask serious questions.
• Try not to be annoying.
• No Фан whoring
• No attention whoring
• No благодарность whoring
• No club whoring
• Really just no whoring of any kind
• Don't ask for pictures of people. Unless you're ready for extreme sarcasm.
• NO SPAM. NOOO SPAAAAMMMMM.
• No bashing other peoples' opinions unless it's a troll.
• No one is too obsessed with anything.
• JUST because it's called the Болталка Spot and the Слоган says post anything Ты want, DOESN'T mean post absolutely ANYTHING. There are certain restrictions. Don't be annoying.
And that’s about it.
Note: I apologize to anyone I’ve offended by Письмо this. It was for fun, even though most of these rules are real. Unspoken, but real.
1. Grab your spoon and put Еда on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water или soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every таблица and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When Ты take a drink of your water или soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When Ты got your Десерт (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives Ты a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water или soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every таблица and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When Ты take a drink of your water или soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When Ты got your Десерт (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives Ты a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One день in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: Ты B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI огонь breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! огонь BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
Лондон tipton: *raped*
THE END!
Now take your seats.
One день in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: Ты B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI огонь breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! огонь BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
Лондон tipton: *raped*
THE END!