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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the диван, мягкий уголок with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 месяц later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It looks like Ты should Поиск Penny Johnson's house first."Said the detective."Thanks Joe!"Josie said.
She got in her car and drove to her best friend's enemy's house."Oh,If she did it she's gonna be flipping sorry!"Josie knocked on the door."Who is it?"Said Penny."FBI!Open the door!"Josie said.Then she heard a glass break as she heard foot steps run.
"GET BACK HER Ты BI***!!"Josie Yelled as she broke the door down."Penny!!!PENNY!!!WHERE THE FREAKING CRAP ARE YOU!!!!I WANNA ASK Ты SOME QUESTIONS!!"Josie said."Josie?"She сказал(-а) as she came downstairs."Sit down Penny!I hope you're aware the Kate Middenstone Died!I think it had something to do with you!"Josie said."Kate died?How!"Penny asked."DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME!I Know Ты guys were enemy!"Josie Said."Oh!Is it about that time in third grade when Ты украл, палантин her from me!!!!I'M OVER IT!"Penny confessed."Really?Cause that's not why!!I meant when Ты tripped her outside when she skinned her hand and knees!You said:"THAT'S WHAT Ты GET FOR REPLACING ME!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"Remember that?"Josie protested."Yes but I wouldn't kill her!Then I would be killed by the FBI!"Penny said.
"You ARE a suspect though!You might have not known Ты killed her,"Josie put her hand on the таблица in front of Penny."But Ты COULD HAVE!You will be brought to the Court!So get ready!"Josie сказал(-а) as she walked out.
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A Любовь no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t Ты ever say I just walked away
I will always want Ты
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want Ты

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in Любовь
All I wanted was to break your walls
All Ты ever did was break me
Yeah, Ты wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put Ты high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, Ты let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever сказал(-а) to me

10. "If Ты keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was Опубликовано on my Fanpop Стена by Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her Стена letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do Ты want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what Ты make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is Ты get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Друзья - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with Ты through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Друзья in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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Эй, everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these Цитаты are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Друзья in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a видеокамера to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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