Болталка Article: The FAITH I have (chapter 2)

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posted by adaug

It was Wednesday afternoon,momma was trying on her dress when I got home
Jenna:(Turns around)What do Ты think?Too much?
Skeeter:Too much of everything?
Jenna:(Looks in mirror)Good lord!!You're right!
Skeeter:Mom...mom...
Jenna:Don't this just look beautiful?
Skeeter:Yeah,it looks divine.Now mom
Jenna:It's beautiful!Don't Ты think-
Skeeter:MOM!!CAN I TELL Ты SOMETHING?
Jenna:Why 'course!
Skeeter:I gotta job today!I'm gonna be a author!
Jenna:Skeeter!!!You know how I feel 'bout those authors!
Skeeter:MOM!I want to do this!!This is what I need to do!I'm ready to do this!!!
Jenna:Really?Then what is it 'bout?
Skeeter:Maids!Maid's Point of view!Just so people stop yelling at them!!!!Okay??(Stomps out)
Jenna:SKEETER!!SKEETER JOHNSON!!
Skeeter:Stop mom!I know when I am grown up!So will Ты stop with all this stupid dresses!And just...Um...er...STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran outta that house like it was a пересекать, крест country race!I ran to Maybelle's house 'cause her party was still going on

Elie:Maybelle,Is a Godless woman!
Faith:If only I could tell her that!
Maybelle:FAITH!GET ME A COKE-LA-COLA!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Elie:You just gonna let that gutless woman boss Ты around?
Faith:I have to!
Elie:No Ты don't!I'm sick o' this Da** job!I want to leave!But Since I can't,I try to make sure she don't boss me!Now Ты get that drink,but make it like she was Your mother!
Faith:Yes Ma'am!

Maybelle:Hurry up will that stupid drink FAITH!!!
Faith:Here!
Maybelle:It's about time Ты worthless maid!
Skeeter:MAYBELLE!You have no reason to yell at that nice young lady!!
Maybelle:Oh yes I do!She is black!
Skeeter:THAT'S IT!YOU PUSHED IT FAR ENOUGH!I will not let Ты yell at her!!Now SHUT THE HE** UP!!!!!
Maybelle:You don't talk to me like that!!I am in charge!!!
Skeeter:You may be in charge but I know when I should stand up to you!
Maybelle:Get Ты as* down Ты piece of sh**!!!

LATER THAT SAME DAY:
Faith:Oh,Ms Skeeter!I just wanted to thank Ты for sticking up for me!If there is anything in the world I can do for you!I would!
Skeeter:Anything?

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Funny Stuff!

added by Shelly_McShelly

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weird

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the frog prince

added by Avatarzan

Source: before shot ...

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Your Childeren

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Source: Pyzam

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Cut on the dotted line

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Source: Google image Поиск

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my randomness

added by Cyrusrocks

Source: not sure

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About my characters (this is mostly for me)

posted by misscrazel

Liliana: wavy blonde hair, one purple eye and one green eye. She's shy and nice.

Lucy: straight dark brown hair and blue eyes. she's super friendly and outgoing.

Victoria: curly blond hair and brown eyes. she's weird (in a good way) and she's nice.

James: long blonde hair and black eyes.

Alex: blond hair and blue eyes. he's James's friend.

Maria: she has red hair and big brown eyes. she's a bully.

I think that's all.
I'll post еще if I think of anything else.

goodbye, mellonnins!

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posted by RegisterAgain

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Sorry to bother!

Even people outside of the United States need to sign this! because it will affect your country as well, since most websites (including this one) are made and still running in United States

This will block all the fandom things on this site and others, and will also get rid of the Music, Movies, and even filthy pronz!

Not only is it just an ultimate Anti-Piracy bill, it will get rid of freedom all around the world. Destroying the Internet and many lives, do Ты want the U.S Government looking at your history? please sign it before it's too late!

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21 Way's Too Annoy People

posted by BookWord123

1. Say 'That's Just Being a -(Their Name)-'
2. Talk To Your Pen Constantly
3. Swim On The Floor
4. Climb Walls
5. When Ты Go In The душ или Bath Scream 'I'm Drowning, I'm Drowning!'
6. Say 'Ooh La La' Before Everything Ты Say
7. Say 'Thats What Ты Think' At Every Opinion Speech
8. When Your At School Drop Your Pen Constantly
9. Roll Your Pen Across Your Desk
10. Shoot Dirty Looks At Them For No Reason
11. Poke Them And Poke Them
12. Follow Them Around
13. Disagree With Everything They Say
14. Take Up All The Космос Everywhere
15. Get In Their Way
16. Laugh At Them And Then Stare At Them Like Their Strange, Repeatitively
17. Dance Like A Hulligan Around Your House
18. Argue At Everything Even If It Comes To Saying That a Стена Is Black When Its White
19. Be Quiet When They Want Ты To Be Loud But Be Loud When People Want Ты To Be Quiet
20. Turn All The Lights On In The House
21. When Your Teacher Asks Ты To Take a сиденье, место, сиденья Ask 'Take It Where?'

Thank Ты All For Чтение x

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How to get girls to notice guys.

posted by ultimatefredde

1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something Ты aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner или later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what Ты really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, или take her to dinner, also sometimes a card или a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, Ты wont die...

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How to Annoy Your Roommate 2!!!

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

1.Impersonate a film character for the day, for example Forest Gump.

2.Every time that Ты wake up, start screaming “Where am I?” and run around your room for a few minutes, then return to bed.

3.Every time Ты take a shower, scream “I’m Melting! I’m Melting!”.

4.Smile… all the time.

5.When someone knocks on the door, get up and answer the phone and vice versa.

6.Scatter stuffed toys around the room with party hats on and play loud music. When the roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats and starting putting the toys away saying it was fun while it lasted.

7.Call...

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Ways to Annoy Santa Claus

posted by BellaCullen96

Instead of молоко and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that Ты think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry бык in your living room. If Ты think a бык goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
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