My секунда Хеталия Статья since all of Ты who прокомментировал(-а) on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope Ты like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome Ты are

4. Run up to Болталка people and insist they marry Ты in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a Болталка time switch to Актёрское искусство like another character

9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.

10. at Болталка inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA! "

11. When someone walks up to Ты или touches Ты scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "

12. At Болталка times talk to a Космос of air, knowing its "Flying mint bunny".

13. Pretend to see england's friends, the unicorn and elves~

14. When Ты go to a nice place, start having giggling fits while thinking of hetalia.

15. Ask some Болталка person to Показать Ты the world map, if they do start having a giggling fit... and Ты know why x)

16. Talk in a terrible british accent

17. Carry around a metal pole and threaten to hit people with it if they Вопрос you

18. Wear a scarf all the time.If someone tells Ты to take it off glare at them with a creepy smile and go kolkolkol....

19. Carry around a помидор with Ты in public and take bites out of it at Болталка times.

20. When someone bothers Ты while you're eating tell them Ты curse them with england's bad Еда spell XD

21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses Ты off.... then act all creepy like russia.

22.If you're a chick Act like Ukraine and stuff your bra, then have a boing sound effect on your phone for whenever Ты walk XD

23. Always have a cat, fake или real with Ты and talk about how wonderful Кошки are and how Ты want to be one.

24. ONLY talk about countries and when someone asks why scream " BOKU HETALIA!!!!!!!!!! "

25. Ask Болталка people to become one with mother russia

26. Carry a frying pan with Ты everywhere to hit prussia with

27. Ask people if they've seen prussia

28. When Ты see people with a musical instrument, complain to them about why the dont play the piano.

29. talk about how much Ты Любовь tomatoes and how spain is a "tomato bastard"

30. Carry churros with you...

31. ask Болталка people if they want a churro.

32. Randomly shout PASSSSTAAAAAA

32. Randomly shout VOOOOODKKAAAA

33. Randomly shout CHURROS~

34. Shout IM THE HERO!!!!!!!!!

35. Whenever someone talks about a coutry, say things about it. Ex: person 1: Spain is awesome
You: yeah! but i think (fav character here) is wayy cuter/awesomer

36. Randomly start talking about how awesome (fav character here) is.

37. Run up to a Болталка person and say you'll invade their vital regions~

38. In a certain country themed restaurant (such as a greek one, или an italian one) have giggling fits, thinking of the Хеталия character

39. When visiting other countries think about how you're inside that Хеталия character. (yes this one is meant to be perverted XD )

40. Tell Болталка people about how Ты Любовь (insert country here)

41. If Ты see a Болталка person from another country, ask them what country their from

42. ^ if Ты get an answer, ask Вопросы like... is he/she nice? ohhh what do they wear?

43. Insist on Показ Болталка people your Хеталия picture collection on Ты phone

44. Cosplay as a character... when Ты go to a restaurant.

45. Creep on people like france would

46. Have a Пианино app and use it at Болталка times

47. Start Пение hattafutte parade

48. Sing Хеталия songs in japaneese x)

49. Act like Romano

50. Act like your Избранное character