Advice: So... I hope that Ты are not eating или Ты just ate because Ты are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my стол письменный, стол and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates сказал(-а) that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came Далее to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It плавить, корюшка like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell Ты that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...


I think that Ты will ask why that REAL shit was there.....
I guess that was o Joke или the guy who is in the 3rd grade(3rd grade learns in that class before us) had a little problem.....(poor guy was too scared)



P.S. Sorry if I сказал(-а) something wrong... Hope u like it...?