Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a салат but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a салат but is not a салат and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)
Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)
Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)
Why did the boy go to the doctors? (He was sick)
Why did the girl go to the doctors? (She thought the doctor was good looking)
Why did the boys swim across the pool? (To get to the other side)
Why did the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was pretty)
Why didn’t the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was ugly)
Why did the girl look at the boy? (Because he had taken her jumper)
Why did the bomb explode? (Because that’s what bombs do)
Whats green and looks like a салат but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a салат but is not a салат and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)
Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)
Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)
Why did the boy go to the doctors? (He was sick)
Why did the girl go to the doctors? (She thought the doctor was good looking)
Why did the boys swim across the pool? (To get to the other side)
Why did the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was pretty)
Why didn’t the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was ugly)
Why did the girl look at the boy? (Because he had taken her jumper)
Why did the bomb explode? (Because that’s what bombs do)
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1. Post the Вопрос when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.
2. Don't make your pick when Ты first post it. When Ты first create it it will be at the вверх of the list. If Ты wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means еще people will see it.
3. When Ты have picked and it dissapears off the Список again make Комментарии during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe Ответы it will go back to the вверх of the list.
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