How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did Ты hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from Ты cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
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Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall Стена and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
>>> click here for more
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
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Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is еще annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can Переместить in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring Ты food.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a круг around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a Nintendo картридж, патрон into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People on the пляж, пляжный
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone Ты meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Ты can.
If Ты see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between Ты and the people in front of Ты while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what Ты did last summer."
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a душ for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks Ты to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
email your boss the message: I know what Ты did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Torture the пицца Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if Ты they can put Еда color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time или Ты will sue.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Актёрское искусство Like Mr. Know-It-All" или "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, Ты must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do Ты know why Ты pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought Ты had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet Еда aisle, etc.
Переместить "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would Ты hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would Ты look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can Ты believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
>>> click here for еще
Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your дерево with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the вверх of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for еще
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two или three party check.
If Ты send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then дата stamped.
>>> click here for еще
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give Ты a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Показать up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for еще
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if Ты are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if Ты would like fries with your order.
>>> click here for еще
Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station Показ “Saved by the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for еще
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word Ты say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring таблица for Еда from their plates.
Ask your дата how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for еще
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: Еда Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the Далее table.
Whenever anyone leaves their сиденье, место, сиденья at another table, put some particularly messy peice of Еда on their seat.
>>> click here for еще
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw попкорн in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with Цитаты from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight час lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Ты a really bad singer, или a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Ты shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
>>> click here for еще
How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
Присоединиться Hell's Ангелы by mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for еще
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them Ты don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for еще
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down или speed up.
Every time Ты see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
>>> click here for еще
How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking by keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If Ты are on vacation and Ты see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of брокколи between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired Ты want стол письменный, стол plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring попкорн and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave печенье and молоко in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
Ask, “did Ты hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from Ты cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for еще
Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall Стена and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
>>> click here for more
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is еще annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can Переместить in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring Ты food.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a круг around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a Nintendo картридж, патрон into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People on the пляж, пляжный
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone Ты meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Ты can.
If Ты see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between Ты and the people in front of Ты while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what Ты did last summer."
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a душ for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks Ты to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
email your boss the message: I know what Ты did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Torture the пицца Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if Ты they can put Еда color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time или Ты will sue.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Актёрское искусство Like Mr. Know-It-All" или "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, Ты must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do Ты know why Ты pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought Ты had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet Еда aisle, etc.
Переместить "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would Ты hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would Ты look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can Ты believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
>>> click here for еще
Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your дерево with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the вверх of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for еще
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two или three party check.
If Ты send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then дата stamped.
>>> click here for еще
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give Ты a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Показать up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for еще
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if Ты are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if Ты would like fries with your order.
>>> click here for еще
Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station Показ “Saved by the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for еще
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word Ты say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring таблица for Еда from their plates.
Ask your дата how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for еще
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: Еда Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the Далее table.
Whenever anyone leaves their сиденье, место, сиденья at another table, put some particularly messy peice of Еда on their seat.
>>> click here for еще
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw попкорн in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with Цитаты from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight час lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Ты a really bad singer, или a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Ты shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
>>> click here for еще
How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
Присоединиться Hell's Ангелы by mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for еще
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them Ты don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for еще
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down или speed up.
Every time Ты see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
>>> click here for еще
How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking by keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If Ты are on vacation and Ты see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of брокколи between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired Ты want стол письменный, стол plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>>> click here for еще
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring попкорн and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave печенье and молоко in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
Here's the list:
Fast like a лиса, фокс - Fingerboard
Cat simulator - Karlo Benčić
Dr. driving - SUD Inc.
Flappy doge - Flappy.me
Trial xtreme 3 - Deemedya
Sonic dash - SEGA
Flappy Grumpy Cat - Danbot
Nom cat - Lucky Cat Studios
City Cat - Nevosoft Inc
McQueen Highway - HS Projects entertainment
My Moy (Virtual Pet Game) - Frojo Apps
Moy Mini Games - Frojo Apps
Moy's World - Frojo Apps
My Chu - apofiss
Penguins Puzzle Island - Pocket Scientists
Retro Car - fiCode
101-in-1 Games - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games HD - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games Anthology - Nordcurrent
Fast like a лиса, фокс - Fingerboard
Cat simulator - Karlo Benčić
Dr. driving - SUD Inc.
Flappy doge - Flappy.me
Trial xtreme 3 - Deemedya
Sonic dash - SEGA
Flappy Grumpy Cat - Danbot
Nom cat - Lucky Cat Studios
City Cat - Nevosoft Inc
McQueen Highway - HS Projects entertainment
My Moy (Virtual Pet Game) - Frojo Apps
Moy Mini Games - Frojo Apps
Moy's World - Frojo Apps
My Chu - apofiss
Penguins Puzzle Island - Pocket Scientists
Retro Car - fiCode
101-in-1 Games - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games HD - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games Anthology - Nordcurrent
bittersweet in taste
what Ты think I would do
i still just in Любовь with Ты
your kisses are like огонь
Ты take me to the stars and higher.
dark is the night,
but if we colouring dreams, it will be shine light.
a breeze of wind is in the air
it´s flying a leaf into your hair.
my сердце is flying like a butterfly.
Let`s be together Ты and I.
As I always say, feel free to use my ideas :)
1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.
2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.
3. Studied 3D Анимация when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.
4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$
5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie
6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.
7. What am I doing with my life?- Most Вопросы и ответы to myself
8. INFP- My MBTI
9. I'm...
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1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.
2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.
3. Studied 3D Анимация when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.
4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$
5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie
6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.
7. What am I doing with my life?- Most Вопросы и ответы to myself
8. INFP- My MBTI
9. I'm...
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