37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish Ты were a door so I could slam Ты all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do Ты work for UPS? I thought I saw Ты checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Кости in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy Ты a drink или do Ты just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted постель, кровати Thrasher: have Ты seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make Ты the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and Ты can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish Ты were a пони Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride Ты all день long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how Ты look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings или the stairway to heaven?
14. Ты might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. Ты must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing Ты do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be Ты by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. Ты know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name шерри, херес Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight или should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone сказал(-а) Ты were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if Ты think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but Ты can tickle me anytime Ты want to.
30. I know молоко does a body good, but DAMN, how much have Ты been drinking?
31. If Ты were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some пицца and sex? No? Why? Don't Ты like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go Главная without me.
34. Do Ты sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do Ты wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I Остаться в живых my puppy. Can Ты help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get Ты out of these wet clothes.
1. I wish Ты were a door so I could slam Ты all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do Ты work for UPS? I thought I saw Ты checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Кости in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy Ты a drink или do Ты just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted постель, кровати Thrasher: have Ты seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make Ты the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and Ты can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish Ты were a пони Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride Ты all день long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how Ты look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings или the stairway to heaven?
14. Ты might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. Ты must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing Ты do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be Ты by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. Ты know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name шерри, херес Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight или should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone сказал(-а) Ты were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if Ты think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but Ты can tickle me anytime Ты want to.
30. I know молоко does a body good, but DAMN, how much have Ты been drinking?
31. If Ты were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some пицца and sex? No? Why? Don't Ты like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go Главная without me.
34. Do Ты sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do Ты wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I Остаться в живых my puppy. Can Ты help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get Ты out of these wet clothes.
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written by XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.
Dad comes Главная drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Иисус on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat Далее to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of Ты won't re-post this.
Ты never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If Ты deny Иисус in front of your friends, He will deny Ты in front of his Father.
Dad comes Главная drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Иисус on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat Далее to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of Ты won't re-post this.
Ты never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If Ты deny Иисус in front of your friends, He will deny Ты in front of his Father.
This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed by this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved by the twisted turns of the darkness. Животные will be turned еще scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let огонь and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot Единороги will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and Присоединиться me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)