1. Why don't Ты go hump a teddy или something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some еще if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION еще MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)