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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
Ты can be the арахис масло, сливочное масло to my jelly
Ты can be the Бабочки I feel in my belly
Ты can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
Ты can be the chills that I feel on our first date
Ты can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
Ты can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
Ты can be the rain from the облако when it's stormin'
или u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy Ты complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for Ты (for you)
Ты take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 2
Ты can be the prince and I can be your princess
Ты can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
Ты can be the shoes and I can be the laces
Ты can be the сердце that I spill on the pages
Ты can be the водка and I can be the chaser
Ты can be the pencil and I can be the paper
Ты can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as were together

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be
Without Ты 'cause boy Ты complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for Ты (for you)
Ты take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 3
Ты know that I'll never doubt ya
And Ты know that I think about ya
And Ты know I can't live without ya
I Любовь the way that Ты smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for Ты (for u)
U take the both of us (of us)
And were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two(yeah, yeah)
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give Ты a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if Ты can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your день been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written by a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever Ты do, don't just Показать up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and Ты will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to Kiss in...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Титаник first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character или the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised by the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one рыба heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Друзья

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them Ты are raising money to buy Еда for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that Ты want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines день gift your Друзья a cucumber and tell them Ты grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it Далее to your ear and say that he talks to Ты and says he need a new Главная and thats why Ты buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like или Любовь and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn еще fans......add Болталка ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn еще fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn Медали ...u have to add еще pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have еще Медали .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get еще fans.....and frnds too.

when i have еще ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this Статья will be useful have a gr8 день everybody and type ur Комментарий plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a пицца and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best пицца ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at Болталка times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that Ты are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this Список ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs Ты know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that Ты are a muggle born even if Ты did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope Ты liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a Вопрос on this spot that asked "If Ты saw Justin Bieber standing on the вверх of a building getting ready to jump, would Ты cry или scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on вверх of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do Ты people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone Ты know или care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created by augustemily1997

Created by augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did Ты know that every night before Ты go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to Kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If Ты repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with Ты will approach Ты within one месяц and ask Ты out или grab Ты and Kiss you. but if Ты break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did Ты here about the blonde who shot an Стрела into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do Ты do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the улица, уличный when the sign сказал(-а) "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when Ты ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the Далее stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the Далее stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is by far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic Вопросы being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some Ответы that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can Ты send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi пляж, пляжный on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was Чтение the Wal-Mart Статья and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the Комментарии section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that Ты can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony. Great to see Ты again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never сказал(-а) we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of Фан fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested by Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in Поиск of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
день 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: Эй, Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, Ты know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to Kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 минуты later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little пони Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & радуга Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if Ты don't have enough water, или shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if Ты bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed by the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a год after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss или even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Ты know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!



And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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