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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if Ты say Vietnam he'll stab Ты with a fork
if Ты say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
Ты can't stop him no matter what
if Ты call for help he'll stab Ты in the butt.
Never run because Ты know he'll catch you
he might torture или just plain kill you.
Run for cover, еще like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if Ты run или cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
Ты better pray to god that Ты don't blow his top.
He might rip Ты to pieces или snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
Ты better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make Ты into french fries.
He may be cute but don't let that fool you
that's what he wants he might just kill you.
if Ты see him Ты better beware
he's flippy, the soldier bear.
posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse персик was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", персик told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a Kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. маргаритка hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Дисней and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have Ты watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Дисней has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Дисней Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Дисней & music. Even the trash Фильмы like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Дисней direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Дисней Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume Ты are Chinese just because you're Asian, или automatically assume Ты are Mexican just because Ты are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Друзья are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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This is a My Little пони Фан fiction. If Ты do not like talking Лошади that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police пони 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police пони 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, Ты will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started by a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new Иконка he created. This angered millions, and трещина, сплит the My Little пони fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a Список like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also Письмо taunting letters to police. If Ты heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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added by Ranty-cat
Source: Fb
#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court by the Reality Police and put on trial simply because Ты сказал(-а) your reality sucked..


#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog by a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget Ты ever existed..


#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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A lot of people, including non-comic fans, think that Christopher Nolan's Бэтмен films are well-made, high-class films. In fact, several versions of Batman, including the 60's Показать and 90's films, are treated as if they're inferior and not worth taking seriously.

However, I, whatsupbugs, am one of Batman's еще obsessive and geeky Фаны and I'd like to propose a theory. It's a crazy theory, but I still believe in it. My theory is that the 1991 comedy film, Alyas Бэтмен en Robin, is better than Christopher Nolan's highly-acclaimed trilogy.

You're probably already confused and Ты might think...
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Okay so a quick Показать of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Япония containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, или at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced by Samuel L. Jackson, Музыка was done by RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the Аниме itself was animated by Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed by a movie nowadays. Книги have the ability to let Ты think about the horror and let Ты imagine it yourself, and video games let Ты experience it from a first hand perspective, but Фильмы are not the best with making Ты feel scared. Even the good horror Фильмы don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...
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added by Blaze1213IsBack