1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give Ты the key.....if Ты dont feed, water, and give the dog a Главная he might break out....with this basic knowledge Ты can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that Ты gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things Ты are offended by we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like Собаки holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If Ты make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when Ты come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch Ты strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if Ты practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If Ты want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining Ты might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked фото of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If Ты cant cook but Ты insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the Еда we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get Ты on вверх of us w/ или w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our Друзья или anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us by watching an action movie, или compensation with sexual acts...
C.if Ты are bored by our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if Ты dont instigate something или tell us to unleash the dog inside Ты we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us или drag us we wont care Ты could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what Ты want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard Ты want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night или in the morning by Ты but if Ты expect us to stay awake id suggest Ты either be on вверх of us, grooming the dog, или sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and душ with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts Ты down trying to go down, или play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest или your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we Космос out we are probably fantasizing about Ты doign things we want but Ты dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We Любовь getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing или something, whether its true или not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas Ты have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask Ты to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how Ты look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came Главная and saw Ты naked, playing with youself, или in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if Ты have 50.....we have prolly 4 или 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if Ты come to постель, кровати naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where Ты are because we worry about Ты not because we are controlling...
28.If Ты text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill Ты text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and Ты laugh или make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if Ты are in lingerie....
2.Those cooments that Ты gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things Ты are offended by we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like Собаки holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If Ты make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when Ты come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch Ты strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if Ты practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If Ты want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining Ты might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked фото of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If Ты cant cook but Ты insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the Еда we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get Ты on вверх of us w/ или w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our Друзья или anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us by watching an action movie, или compensation with sexual acts...
C.if Ты are bored by our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if Ты dont instigate something или tell us to unleash the dog inside Ты we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us или drag us we wont care Ты could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what Ты want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard Ты want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night или in the morning by Ты but if Ты expect us to stay awake id suggest Ты either be on вверх of us, grooming the dog, или sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and душ with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts Ты down trying to go down, или play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest или your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we Космос out we are probably fantasizing about Ты doign things we want but Ты dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We Любовь getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing или something, whether its true или not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas Ты have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask Ты to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how Ты look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came Главная and saw Ты naked, playing with youself, или in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if Ты have 50.....we have prolly 4 или 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if Ты come to постель, кровати naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where Ты are because we worry about Ты not because we are controlling...
28.If Ты text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill Ты text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and Ты laugh или make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if Ты are in lingerie....
