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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no Вопрос chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Поцелуи like that
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Поцелуи like that
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
He сказал(-а) girl ya winning
She сказал(-а) boy where u been at (Where u been)
Stop talking let’s get with it
Just like that they
He сказал(-а) you’re amazing
She сказал(-а) then why ya waiting
No еще deliberating
What u doin’ let’s get to it
Just like that they
Boy actin’ as if there’s no pressure
He do anything to get with her
He say anything to convince her
Money spent to diamonds send her
Girl playin’ it cool but she’s with it
She lovin’ the fact that she’s gifted
Everything that he do she gets lifted
Feels so wicked lovin’ like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Поцелуи like that
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Поцелуи like that
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
He сказал(-а) girl ya winning
She сказал(-а) boy where u been at
Stop talking let’s get with it
Just like that they (Just like that)
He сказал(-а) you’re amazing
She сказал(-а) then why ya waiting
No еще deliberating
What u doin’ let’s get to it
Just like that they
One night with you
Boy just one night with you
All the things we could do
Every день I think of
One night with you
No one else but us two
All our dreams would come true
If we’d just get together
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Поцелуи like that
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Поцелуи like that
We don’t nee no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
Uh, whatcha waitin’ for
He сказал(-а) girl ya winning
She сказал(-а) boy where u been at
Stop talking let’s get with it
Just like that they
He сказал(-а) you’re amazing
She сказал(-а) then why ya waiting
No еще deliberating
What u doin’ let’s get to it
Just like that they
Give it to me baby
You’re gonna like it
You’re gonna want it
You’re gonna like it
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
You’re gonna like it (Yeah)
You’re gonna want it (You’re gonna want it)
You’re gonna like it (Yeah)
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she сказал(-а) (Uh)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she украл, палантин our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Любовь a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking жопа, попка so happily
Supernova, bend Ты over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking Ты right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock Ты outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when Ты go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Болталка stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Болталка application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. Ты have no means to do so. Ты cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Ты know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom сказал(-а) and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did Ты do that?"I asked."You need to come to the дерево house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the дерево house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the дерево house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine день in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing или whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the Статья is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my Фэнтези is flying
It's a замок in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Драконы now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a замок in the sky
или there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Фэнтези is not a crime
Find your замок in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads Ты to the moon 'cause..."
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah сказал(-а) bounding out the door.The girls met 12 год old Henry at a орех-пекан, пекан tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah сказал(-а) opening...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name или talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his Музыка every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask Ты if Ты have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i Любовь justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate или Любовь whatever he does even if they hate it или Любовь it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one день he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One день when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth Феи take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the диван, мягкий уголок with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 месяц later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! Ты are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey Ты bums want simethin или are Ты goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do Ты hear...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what Ты did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand или a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of Ты and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once Ты find what Ты are looking for, Ты can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling Ты what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Друзья laugh and without hesitation Переместить on to...
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 James
James
кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am Пение my Избранное song, 21 Оружие by Green день whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 год old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the груша into the side of this мусорный контейнер, корзина для мусора, корзины in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These Статьи are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would Ты wanna listen to Музыка from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better Музыка available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain Ты understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help Ты concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, Ты can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help Ты concentrate. If your friend shows Ты his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee еще than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My сердце skips a beat
When Ты walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Ты until the end

I give my сердце and my soul to you
To make Ты see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Ты see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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