Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for Актёрское искусство like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular Показать universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around i saw a floating ipad. OK WHAT THE F!? i said. a floating ipad, i must be dreaming. i pinched my self hard, OW!, yep ok, not dreaming! i said. the ipad turned on and the screen said, regulator 9000. what the heck i said. Далее to it was a helmet, then the ipad screen сказал(-а) put the шлем on and Ты will be teleported to the regular Показать universe with all the items and stuff Ты want. how dose that work? i said. the ipad replied as if it herd me, it will read your mind. awsome! i said. i put the шлем on and pressed start on the ipad. i was instantly teleported. i woke up in a куст, буш and said, wow really nice place to spawn. (ok enough of my commentary lol) me: *crawls out of bush* huh?, whats this armor on me? *gasp* it's the master chief's armor!!! *runs to parked car to see reflection* yes, yes, yes!!!!!!! and with custom black and red paint!!! and custom flaming skull shoulder emblems!!! *hears foot steps and looks in that direction* oh crap it's mordecai, rigby and benson! i gotta hide! *hides behind the куст, буш i spawned in* *thinks to self* thank god this куст, буш is big enough to hide me. benson: so Ты guys сказал(-а) Ты trimmed all of the bushes? mordecai: yep, all of them! rigby: yep! benson: *looks at куст, буш i spawned in* THEN WHATS THIS!? mordecai: what! we just trimmed that one! rigby: yeah benson we did! benson: *takes a few big breaths* fine just get back to work или your fired! mordecai & rigby: kk *benson, mordecai and rigby leave* me: few that was close. cortana: yeah it was. me: who сказал(-а) that? cortana: me, my name is cortana, im am programed into your armor. me: this день just keeps getting кулер, охладитель and cooler. cortana: *giggles* me: Эй,
cortana, am i a human and not a furry like mordecai and rigby are? cortana: of course, that is what Ты wanted right? me: yep, Эй,
wheres my house? cortana: behind a дерево by the snack bar. me: k lets go there, get some wepons and help mordecai and rigby with whatever they need help with! to be continued.........
5 еще incredibly Болталка stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and Болталка in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Иисус Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide by zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Иисус Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide by zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates Ты , like constantly talking или doing everything Ты do , well im gonna help Ты deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , Ты can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a подушка in Ты purse/bag , so if Ты need to scream , scream in the подушка , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , Ты COULD use them to block that person out , but studies Показать that if that person happens to глотать, ласточка one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Барби doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , Ты can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a подушка in Ты purse/bag , so if Ты need to scream , scream in the подушка , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , Ты COULD use them to block that person out , but studies Показать that if that person happens to глотать, ласточка one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Барби doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't Фан anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their Профиль and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to Фан someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a Фан of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my Далее reason...
If Ты have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to Фан you.
However, if i can see that you're a Фан of 'Random' или 'Harry Potter' или 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will Фан Ты back.
On the other hand, if Ты are looking at this thinking that Ты haven't done any of these things, then feel free to Фан me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to Фан someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a Фан of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my Далее reason...
If Ты have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to Фан you.
However, if i can see that you're a Фан of 'Random' или 'Harry Potter' или 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will Фан Ты back.
On the other hand, if Ты are looking at this thinking that Ты haven't done any of these things, then feel free to Фан me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell Ты my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell Ты what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person Ты will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Любовь even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell Ты my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell Ты what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person Ты will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Любовь even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave Ты hanging. I think my Название is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's сказал(-а) that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way или another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what Ты think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the фото on my end таблица and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what Ты think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the фото on my end таблица and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.