Ты can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But Ты wouldn't tell no one
Your Избранное if Ты could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes Ты would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
Ты call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

Ты can't start a огонь without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
Ты can't hide when infection starts
Because Любовь is a social disease
Любовь is a social disease, uh-huh

Where Ты look Ты can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So Ты play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught

So you'll say, Эй, that Ты had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, Ты won't talk, no

So Ты telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
Ты know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey

Ты can't start a огонь without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
Ты can't hide when infection starts
Because Любовь is a social disease
Любовь is a social disease
Любовь is a social disease
Let the boys Показать Ты baby

She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now Ты know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see

Ты can't start a огонь without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
Ты can't hide when infection starts
Because Любовь is a social disease
Любовь is a social disease, uh-huh

Ты can't start a огонь without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
Ты can't hide when infection starts
Because Любовь is a social disease
Любовь is a social disease baby
Любовь is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure