1) Pick up cat and колыбель it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. колыбель in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from вверх of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) заворачивать, обертывание cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force Кошки mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with Десерт spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from гараж and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for дата of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring огонь brigade to retrieve cat from дерево across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive Ты to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop by furniture Магазин on way Главная to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. колыбель in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from вверх of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) заворачивать, обертывание cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force Кошки mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with Десерт spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from гараж and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for дата of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring огонь brigade to retrieve cat from дерево across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive Ты to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop by furniture Магазин on way Главная to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Ты believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Ты respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Ты believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Ты respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope Ты are getting use to this Показать cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did Ты say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope Ты enjoy the picture!
The End!
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Ты AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Ты 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST звезда IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Ты EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Ты BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF или I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Показать earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Ты AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Ты 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST звезда IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Ты EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Ты BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF или I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Показать earlyer!Bye!
The End
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying Главная and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING BY TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go by car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying Главная and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING BY TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go by car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
i Любовь cereal yes i do
i Любовь cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Любовь cerial yes i do i Любовь cerial Ты better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if Ты can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Любовь creal yes we do i Любовь ceral Ты should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Любовь ccerale yes i do
i Любовь crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some Болталка songs Ты made up plz commet
i Любовь cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Любовь cerial yes i do i Любовь cerial Ты better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if Ты can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Любовь creal yes we do i Любовь ceral Ты should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Любовь ccerale yes i do
i Любовь crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some Болталка songs Ты made up plz commet
2.if u r on your peroid или nawt!!
3.Who Ты talk 2 on the phone
4.THat Ты are super jelous или other girls (or boys)
5.That Ты hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up Ты will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That Ты have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart Ты are at fixing things.
GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Остаться в живых her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Обновления if Ты want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Остаться в живых her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Обновления if Ты want :)