1. “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go Главная and change”
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted by aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Ты are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me вперед to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Остаться в живых the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell Ты why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could Ты please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask Ты again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school сказал(-а) 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find Ты a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I Показать up on time."
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted by aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Ты are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me вперед to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Остаться в живых the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell Ты why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could Ты please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask Ты again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school сказал(-а) 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find Ты a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I Показать up on time."
1. Ruin there Избранное dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with суп and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up by me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with суп and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up by me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", by Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", by Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", by Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", by ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", by Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", by Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", by Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", by Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", by Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", by Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", by The Runaways
12. "Mother, by Danzig
13. "Voodoo", by Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", by Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", by Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", by Autograph
17. "I Любовь Ты Period", by Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", by Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", by Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", by Kansas