I'm bored so this Статья is Болталка anyways...
1. Like- it makes Ты seem younger
2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful
3. Unfuckingbelieveable- Ты have to have еще words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane или out-goddamn-rageous
4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.
5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"
6. Sweet- Only when talking about food
7. Shit- never "shoot"
8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo
9. Buddy- buddy is what Ты call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, Ты have friends.
10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged
11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" или "shake hands with an old friend"
12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used
13. Asshole- see son of a bitch
14. Son of a bitch- see asshole
15. Rat's ass- Ты can also say "rooster's ass" или "badger's ass"
16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7
17. Bitch- overrated as an insult
18. Dude- a retired word
19. Yo- use instead of dude
20. Иисус Christ- God bless him
21. Иисус H Christ- a fun way of saying Иисус Christ
22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"
23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold
24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really
25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea
Thanks for Чтение :)
1. Like- it makes Ты seem younger
2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful
3. Unfuckingbelieveable- Ты have to have еще words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane или out-goddamn-rageous
4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.
5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"
6. Sweet- Only when talking about food
7. Shit- never "shoot"
8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo
9. Buddy- buddy is what Ты call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, Ты have friends.
10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged
11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" или "shake hands with an old friend"
12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used
13. Asshole- see son of a bitch
14. Son of a bitch- see asshole
15. Rat's ass- Ты can also say "rooster's ass" или "badger's ass"
16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7
17. Bitch- overrated as an insult
18. Dude- a retired word
19. Yo- use instead of dude
20. Иисус Christ- God bless him
21. Иисус H Christ- a fun way of saying Иисус Christ
22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"
23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold
24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really
25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea
Thanks for Чтение :)
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but Ты pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of Ты is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but Ты pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of Ты is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.