Болталка Article: How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

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posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Друзья about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in Любовь with crush

Step 10: Imagine having Дети with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

deathding, pearlxashxdawn and 2 others like this

RoseOlaf THANK YOU.

pearlxashxdawn I agree with Step 20 completely!! For I am GIRL. A girl shouldn't ask her crush out. That's wrong. The guy should do it XD but seriously, either way, telling your crush he/she is your crush is either gonna end well or not. You don't know if he/she has the same feelings towards you. Let your friends do the investigating instead...

DerpThatHerp XD this just owns life