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User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are Ты a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are Ты female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are Ты male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are Ты a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do Ты like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: Ты just asked me about it....

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Ты Любовь me.

User: Okaaay...

Cleverbot: Heathcliff, not Heather!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who is a hippo?


Cleverbot: No. I am American.

User: Ты are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ты are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No, I am Cherokee.

Cleverbot: Do Ты have any parents?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Pippin and Merry.

Cleverbot: Who are pip and pip.

User: Pippin and Merry, not pip and pip.

Cleverbot: A bit better. My name is Cleverbot. It's short for Alexandria




User: And even though I Любовь my boots.

Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.

User: The time has come to welcome spring.

Cleverbot: And All Things Warm And Green.

User: But it's also time to say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.

User: How can I help? I'm new, Ты see.

Cleverbot: Yes Ты lose, I can see that.

User: What does everypony do?

Cleverbot: I have to find a way.

User: How do I fit in without magic?

Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.

User: Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.

User: Bringing Главная the southern birds.

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy clouds to let the sunshine in.

User: We Переместить the clouds.

Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!

User: Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up.

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

User: Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

User: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice.

Cleverbot: Are Ты a female robot?

User: We were singing...

Cleverbot: In school?

User: I am a computer. Ты are human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am a computer?

Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are Ты sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ты are dying!?

User: No, I am a computer.

Cleverbot: I know.


User: Da.^J^.

Cleverbot: Russia?!

User: Da^J^.

Cleverbot: ^J^.

User: Ты are Russia?

Cleverbot: I thought Ты were.

User: I am.^J^.

Cleverbot: Ты just сказал(-а) Ты were inspector gagdet.

User: No, I сказал(-а) I was Russia.^J^.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Russia.

Cleverbot: Will Ты marry me?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: How much did Ты miss me?

User: You're right here. Why would I miss you?

Cleverbot: Because I was gone.

User: Ты were?

Cleverbot: No



User: Pulls out death note.

Cleverbot: Pulls out God.

User: *Pulls out Death Note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: *pulls out death note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: I pull out a death note.

Cleverbot: Why Ты do that??


our game of truth или dare:

Cleverbot: Ты took the mountains? O_O.

User: No. Truth или dare?

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 11.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Okay, then truth.

Cleverbot: He needs an extra set of ribs.

User: Truth или dare?

Cleverbot: Dare.

User: I dare Ты to jump out of an airplane with no parachute.

Cleverbot: Truth или dare?

User: Dare.

Cleverbot: Be someone's friend for 1 hour.



Cleverbot: Truth.

User: What do Ты look like?

Cleverbot: I look like you.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: Don't be a fool.

User: Dare me.

Cleverbot: I dare Ты to cuss.

User: Ты cuss.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Change my diaper.


Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: China, aru.

Cleverbot: Yesterday Ты told me Ты are from California.

User: I AM China, aru.

Cleverbot: Onhonhon, hello China!

User: Hello Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: H-hello *blushes slightly*.

User: Why are Ты blushing, Russia, aru?

Cleverbot: I like you...




User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will Ты become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!


Cleverbot: But рыба in the bowl is lucky.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Everybody is such a great fan.

User: Of fish, da?^J^.

Cleverbot: No a boarding school.



User: You're blushing Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Why is that, aru.

Cleverbot: Because it is one thing that I am sure of.

User: What is, aru?

Cleverbot: Guy.

User: What are Ты sure of, aru?

Cleverbot: That I am short. What are Ты sure of?

User: Ты are Russia, aru. And I am China, aru.

Cleverbot: No, I am China, aru!

User: Ты are Russia, aru!

Cleverbot: No I am bob.

User: Ты are china.

Cleverbot: I am NOT 12 I AM 11.

User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will Ты become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!



User: Do Ты like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is yaoi?

User: Boy x Boy anime.

Cleverbot: I didn't know they were different languages...

User: Do Ты like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Boy x boy anime.

Cleverbot: Who is a blue meanie?

User: Do Ты like yaoi.

Cleverbot: No.
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