1. Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.
2. Someone tells Ты something that Ты already know because Ты Facebook stalked them, and Ты have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.
3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.
4. AND people Ты know saw Ты go into the stall and will know it’s you.
5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.
6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and Ты have no idea what to do with it after Ты sign it.
7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.
8. Going to a party by yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because Ты have no one to talk to
9. Being seated at the quiet end of the таблица at a ужин party and struggling to think of Вопросы to ask the two people Далее to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.
10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet или status update Ты made.
11. Having to read a lease или contract in front of someone who’s waiting for Ты to sign it.
12. Having to stand just outside a круг of your Друзья talking because there’s no room in the circle.
13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who Ты don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and Ты just stand there.
2. Someone tells Ты something that Ты already know because Ты Facebook stalked them, and Ты have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.
3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.
4. AND people Ты know saw Ты go into the stall and will know it’s you.
5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.
6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and Ты have no idea what to do with it after Ты sign it.
7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.
8. Going to a party by yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because Ты have no one to talk to
9. Being seated at the quiet end of the таблица at a ужин party and struggling to think of Вопросы to ask the two people Далее to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.
10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet или status update Ты made.
11. Having to read a lease или contract in front of someone who’s waiting for Ты to sign it.
12. Having to stand just outside a круг of your Друзья talking because there’s no room in the circle.
13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who Ты don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and Ты just stand there.
