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posted by hatelarxene
Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This Показать sucks. Big time.

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Yeah... People of that moronic Показать expect me to call THAT music? That whole song или whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that Показать is Переместить around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell Ты that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell they would get a job as dance teachers with that kind of dancing, & they couldn't even dance to save their own lives (despite the fact that Zendaya is a great dancer on Dancing With the Stars... ONLY on Dancing With the Stars).
If Ты want to see solid coordination, & truly awesome dancing, then watch the Step Up movies, Footloose (remake), Hairspray, или Smash. Now those Фильмы (Smash being a TV show) right there know what dancing is about, whereas Shake It Up doesn't even have any splits, jazz, ballet, или even leaping. Ты call that dancing? Because if Ты do, then Ты seriously need some help.

This right here:
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is some truly sick dancing. And something that actually takes effort to do & learn. I would know, I tried it, & it is not easy, but I had fun trying it, because I Любовь dancing as much as I Любовь Музыка in general.

This crap:
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is basic, staged dancing that anyone can easily learn, imitate, & even improve. I can easily add something to that dance that can make it better, & Ты know what, I can completely change the whole dance itself & make it far superior.
And that whole video was nothing but еще horrible auto-tuning, obvious & crappy lip syncing (they're not even singing), mediocre dance steps (if Ты can even call them that), & terrible clothing. If Ты call that music, then Ты seriously need your head cut open & have your brain examined.

The Показать teaches young viewers to dress like sluts, and become whores. Because apparently, dancing for someone to earn money for a cellphone is something very appropriate to teach kids (yes, the idiot characters in this Показать danced for some guy in one episode to get money just to buy themselves a phone).
The characters themselves are also a bunch of no-personality Mary Sues. I've seen far less Mary Sue-ish characters in Twilight. Yeah, CeCe & Rocky make Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, & Эрагон look full of еще personality, depth, & characterization. How low to stoop.
Hell, I laughed so hard when they сказал(-а) they were giving auditions in the U.S. for anyone who'd want to be on that Показать for a moment. Hell no! I would NOT be caught dead on Дисней Channel. If I was so desperate for money & fame, I'd ask MTV to give me my own crap reality show. I'd want to be in some REAL Дисней Пение REAL Дисней Музыка like in Pocahontas, Mulan, Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs, Tangled, The Princess & the Frog, Aladdin, Beauty & the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Fantasia [2000], Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, Pinocchio, & every other Дисней animated movie! Well, except for the shit ones like some of the direct-to-video Дисней sequels (even though those are still better than Shake it Up & Дисней channel).

And if Ты thought that just wasn't bad enough, the horrible writers of this "show" had to make a "joke" about eating disorders. I HAD to see it myself to believe, because at first I didn't want to (and seeing how mean-spirited this Показать was in general it didn't surprise me). One character in this show, a Популярное talk Показать host или something, saw both Rocky & CeCe & said, "You guys are so adorable! I could just eat Ты guys up...You know...If I ate." *Laugh box goes off*. Not only did this joke offend people with an actual eating disorder (including Demi Lovato who was once on that network), but it also offended people who DIDN'T have any disorders at all. So what, the writers expect kids to laugh at someone who has a serious disorder which not even the most insane of people would laugh at? It started a shitstorm of controversy & since then the episode was removed EVERYWHERE, and shows later on with the joke removed, like Jessie with the gluten "joke" (like that's going to make anyone forget).

And according to Lovato herself, this wasn't the first time the network has used eating disorder jokes. The shitty Показать So Random! also had an eating disorder joke. This was also one of the reasons Demi Lovato left the network. Ты know a network's writers are doing something wrong when a girl who dealt with eating disorder calls Ты out on it.
So yeah, that's it. Why kids call this shit comedy, let alone Музыка over something like iCarly is beyond me.

Seriously, the crap they do on this Показать disgust me. it's not dancing. It's moving to Музыка in a way that takes so little talent and practice. I would Любовь to see them try pointe, lyrical, contemporary, tap, jazz, musical theatre, and real hip hop. Real hip hop is hard, not the shit they're doing. I dread hip hop classes because it takes extreme technique and talent to do the things real hip hop dancers do. Hip hop isn't easy. What they're doing is a disgrace to dance. I just wanna walk up to those two and tap until I break the Кости in my feet, leave myself bruised and bleeding then tell them to try and out-tap me. Because I bet they wouldn't be able to do a single god-damned tap, shuffle, или flap.

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Does this look easy to you? If so, then apparently I've had the wrong idea of what difficulty is my entire dancing career, cause if what those people on Shake it Up are doing is considered difficult, then I should just give up dancing.
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