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posted by GDragon612
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.

When Ты were born, Ты were, for a moment, the youngest person on earth.

The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of звезда dust.

Cows have best friends.

A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter Кошки with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats.
Princess Natalie relaxes with Joseph Contreras, one of her caretakers.

Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone else smile.

The Beatles used the word “love” 613 times in their songs.

Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each год simply by forgetting where they put their acorns.

A BBC News program broadcast in 1957 ended claiming that спагетти grew on trees on a farm in Switzerland. Many viewers believed the Сообщить and called the BBC asking how to grow their own trees. Their response: “Place a sprig of спагетти in a tin of помидор sauce and hope for the best.”

In China, killing a Panda is punishable by death.



Rats laugh when tickled.
The voices of Mickey мышь and Minnie мышь got married in real life.

Spiders can’t fly.

Sweden has a rabbit Показать jumping competition called Kaninhoppning
Dolphins have names for each other.

When playing with female puppies, male Щенки will often let them win, even if they have a physical advantage.

A study measuring the effects of Музыка found that cows produce еще молоко when listening to soothing music. They produce the most when listening to R.E.M’s “Everybody Hurts.”

Google, the periodic table, the structure of our DNA, and “Yesterday” by the Beatles are all ideas that were conceived in dreams.

There’s a superhero with a hearing aid called ‘Blue Ear’. He was created by Marvel Comics to encourage a little boy to wear his own!

Good news is еще likely to be shared through social media than bad news (wink wink, nudge nudge).
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when Ты ask someone for something and they try to annoy Ты because they have it and Ты don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give Ты work Ты have to do at Главная and Ты have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Друзья call saying they'll come over and never Показать up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own Главная and being controlled by your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if Ты make one "dirty" или "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at Главная with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in Любовь for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really Любовь him, but I think that he really does Любовь me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL Ты MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a Болталка book I was Письмо about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and сказал(-а) I could write a book или something. This is the first chapter, so I'd Любовь it if Ты could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things Ты liked, things that didn't make...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell Ты a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told Ты to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If Ты die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The Популярное girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my рубашка on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If Ты are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some Болталка guy/girl = Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Ты = Yes and this one will be too if Ты sit here.

I'll write еще soon!!!
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President или Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a год plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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The водка Hotline: 772-257-4492

Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

movie hotline 781-452-4066

Gay Marriage Дебаты Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status Обновления Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

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