(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)
(I will drive Ты to madness by letting Ты figure out why the heck I сказал(-а) pie. ;D)
Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^
JASON DERULO SUCKS.
Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, или perverted as hell.
Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......
Wiggle Wiggle. :P
(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)
And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.
Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.
I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY Друзья Любовь IT, MY COUSINS Любовь IT, THAT FUCKING подушка OVER THERE LOVES IT!
Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."
Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<
"Every time that Ты get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"
...
WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.
"I wrote this song just looking at Ты ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they свинг, качели low"
And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.
"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"
Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!
"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"
"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"
Is it weird that your Пение reminds me of the devil's dong?
"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"
Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D
Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?
I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?
AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
..............
.____.
Are Ты fucking kidding me.
ARE Ты SHITTING ME.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?
I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!
Don't do drugs kids. :P
"Every time that Ты get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at Ты ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they свинг, качели low
And the trumpets they go"
Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....
"(And they playing for Ты girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"
DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X
SERIOUSLY, IF Ты AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN Ты SHOULDN'T BE Письмо SONGS!
Goddamn it Bobby.
"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
Ангелы every time that Ты moan?"
IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?
"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a Coldplay song?"
Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT Ты TO SING, A PILLOW!?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.
Dumbass.
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR Пение IS TERRIBLE, AND Ты SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?
"Every time that Ты get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at Ты ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"
Could Ты at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Every time (Every time) that Ты get undressed
(Every time that Ты get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"
Oh no, in my head....
*Flashback*
THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.
"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at Ты girl)
Yeah the drums they свинг, качели low"
What the hell does "The drums свинг, качели low" Mean?
Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."
FUCK IT ALL!
"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "
THANK Иисус CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.
In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!
Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF Ты DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, Ты DON'T LIKE THE SONG.
Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!
It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.
Yes, Ты actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.
Anyways, the Далее song I'll be revie-
Jason Derulo: Ты KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD
Me: Oh no.... o-O
Jason Derulo: WIG-
Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*
Uh, see Ты guys later.... o-O
Oh boy.............
(I will drive Ты to madness by letting Ты figure out why the heck I сказал(-а) pie. ;D)
Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^
JASON DERULO SUCKS.
Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, или perverted as hell.
Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......
Wiggle Wiggle. :P
(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)
And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.
Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.
I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY Друзья Любовь IT, MY COUSINS Любовь IT, THAT FUCKING подушка OVER THERE LOVES IT!
Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."
Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<
"Every time that Ты get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"
...
WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.
"I wrote this song just looking at Ты ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they свинг, качели low"
And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.
"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"
Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!
"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"
"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"
Is it weird that your Пение reminds me of the devil's dong?
"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"
Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D
Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?
I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?
AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
..............
.____.
Are Ты fucking kidding me.
ARE Ты SHITTING ME.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?
I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!
Don't do drugs kids. :P
"Every time that Ты get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at Ты ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they свинг, качели low
And the trumpets they go"
Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....
"(And they playing for Ты girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"
DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X
SERIOUSLY, IF Ты AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN Ты SHOULDN'T BE Письмо SONGS!
Goddamn it Bobby.
"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
Ангелы every time that Ты moan?"
IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?
"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a Coldplay song?"
Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT Ты TO SING, A PILLOW!?
AND THAT'S how to make a song. ;D
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.
Dumbass.
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR Пение IS TERRIBLE, AND Ты SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?
"Every time that Ты get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at Ты ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"
Could Ты at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I went there. ;D
"Every time (Every time) that Ты get undressed
(Every time that Ты get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"
Oh no, in my head....
*Flashback*
THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.
"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at Ты girl)
Yeah the drums they свинг, качели low"
What the hell does "The drums свинг, качели low" Mean?
Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."
FUCK IT ALL!
"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "
THANK Иисус CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.
In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!
Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF Ты DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, Ты DON'T LIKE THE SONG.
Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!
It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.
Yes, Ты actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.
Anyways, the Далее song I'll be revie-
Jason Derulo: Ты KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD
Me: Oh no.... o-O
Jason Derulo: WIG-
Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*
Uh, see Ты guys later.... o-O
Oh boy.............
~
well, let me tell Ты something
did Ты forget about the good times we spent?
...
i don't care if Ты get online even for 10 минуты just don't disappear forever
....
is that too much to ask?
~
don't give me excuses about being busy
everybody gets busy man, it won't kill Ты to find free time for your friends?
it really sucks to be Друзья with someone for a long time
then they stop caring...
don't be that person.
Название says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a Список at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Хэллоуин candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny вверх 15 in this club. Why вверх 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look вперед to this and stay tuned to me if Ты don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a душ and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy Письмо this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much еще on my list!)
So yeah look вперед to this and stay tuned to me if Ты don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a душ and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy Письмо this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much еще on my list!)
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
Dont Read If Ты Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With Ты Guys
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare Ты Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If Ты Killed A Balck Person Ты Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well Ты Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
Ты So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. Ты Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A Фан Of You. Ты Cant Sing или Dance. I Hope Ты Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be Далее He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The Фаны Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare Ты Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If Ты Killed A Balck Person Ты Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well Ты Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
Ты So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. Ты Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A Фан Of You. Ты Cant Sing или Dance. I Hope Ты Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be Далее He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The Фаны Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
