MUSIC! Again, for the MENTALLY RETAR- I mean, people who don't know what Музыка is, it's basically....
SOUNDS! ;D
And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-
Seriously though, there's just something I Любовь so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about Музыка that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a мотылек, моль to a flame!
Because fact is, Музыка is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically constructed planet and shapes it into a place any refuge would want to live in. And Ты may disagree with my statement, but my opinion will always hold true. Музыка isn't just there, или good, или even just Avant-Garde, music.... Is art. It's life to me, Ты have no idea how much I cognate it. It's еще than a habit, it's еще than a fetish, Музыка is еще important to me than life itself. It just transcribes living in this world so wonderfully, and I can't even clarify it.
(GOSH DARN IT THAT WOULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER IF IT WAS THE LAST PARAGRAPH! >.<)
And there is a colossally wide variety of songs out there too, for the better или for worse. For instance, several songs out there make me either want to DANCE ALL NIGHT LONG, или bang my head on a Стена for a millennium или two.
But basic idea, I JUST Любовь MUSIC! And for the 8,192nd time, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY. They just have this hauntingly catchy pitch to them that makes out ears scream out, "COOKIES! ^___^" And one of the best parts of Музыка is literally EVERYONE has a song that they listen to enough times to make your family go berserk.
But what's my Избранное song? What's my винная бутыль, magnum, магнум opus? Well, the answer to that is.......
Seriously, asking me what my Избранное song is.... That's like telling me to choose my Избранное Ice Cream.
Out of a Gogol choices. And if Ты don't know how much that is, ha-ha, look it up.
And that's it. Solemnly, I don't think I'll ever be able to answer the latter question, but I really do Любовь music. From hardcore heavy metal rock to soft beautiful Пианино covers, from catchy upbeat melodies to fortissimo, (Which means soft to very loud, because Ты probably didn't know that. ;D) I Любовь all kinds of music.
Well, unless the song sucks, in which case I'll burn it with my AN602 Hydrogen Napalm Flamethrower.
Thanks for reading, and this is Jared Potts saying, LEAVE MY печенье ALONE! >.<
SOUNDS! ;D
And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-
Seriously though, there's just something I Любовь so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about Музыка that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a мотылек, моль to a flame!
Because fact is, Музыка is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically constructed planet and shapes it into a place any refuge would want to live in. And Ты may disagree with my statement, but my opinion will always hold true. Музыка isn't just there, или good, или even just Avant-Garde, music.... Is art. It's life to me, Ты have no idea how much I cognate it. It's еще than a habit, it's еще than a fetish, Музыка is еще important to me than life itself. It just transcribes living in this world so wonderfully, and I can't even clarify it.
(GOSH DARN IT THAT WOULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER IF IT WAS THE LAST PARAGRAPH! >.<)
And there is a colossally wide variety of songs out there too, for the better или for worse. For instance, several songs out there make me either want to DANCE ALL NIGHT LONG, или bang my head on a Стена for a millennium или two.
But basic idea, I JUST Любовь MUSIC! And for the 8,192nd time, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY. They just have this hauntingly catchy pitch to them that makes out ears scream out, "COOKIES! ^___^" And one of the best parts of Музыка is literally EVERYONE has a song that they listen to enough times to make your family go berserk.
But what's my Избранное song? What's my винная бутыль, magnum, магнум opus? Well, the answer to that is.......
Seriously, asking me what my Избранное song is.... That's like telling me to choose my Избранное Ice Cream.
Out of a Gogol choices. And if Ты don't know how much that is, ha-ha, look it up.
And that's it. Solemnly, I don't think I'll ever be able to answer the latter question, but I really do Любовь music. From hardcore heavy metal rock to soft beautiful Пианино covers, from catchy upbeat melodies to fortissimo, (Which means soft to very loud, because Ты probably didn't know that. ;D) I Любовь all kinds of music.
Well, unless the song sucks, in which case I'll burn it with my AN602 Hydrogen Napalm Flamethrower.
Thanks for reading, and this is Jared Potts saying, LEAVE MY печенье ALONE! >.<
Eight час lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Ты a really bad singer, или a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Ты shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, Ты be allowed to touch the Лондон broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Супермен for dinner, would you?"
Every time Ты eat или drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This Статья was too short so I have to write this sentence.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Ты a really bad singer, или a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Ты shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, Ты be allowed to touch the Лондон broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Супермен for dinner, would you?"
Every time Ты eat или drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This Статья was too short so I have to write this sentence.
1. Grab your spoon and put Еда on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water или soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every таблица and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When Ты take a drink of your water или soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When Ты got your Десерт (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives Ты a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water или soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every таблица and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When Ты take a drink of your water или soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When Ты got your Десерт (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives Ты a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
